It's Champions Cup Semi-Final week, and with the feeding and watering needs of the travelling Harlequins faithful in mind, the Rosbifs run through their recommendations for a belting weekend in Toulouse, including a couple of potential detours to the Nationale Barrage games. After Clermont prove they can still mix it with the best in the league and Perpignan settle diplomatic squabbles on the pitch in Montpellier, we run through all of the Top14 action and ProD2 highlights including a famous win for Dax in the Landes derby. Find out why the Mont-Saint-Michel trophy may have found it's resting place for the foreseeable, and it's Buy One, Get One Free on Castres Olympique and err, Alice Cooper gig tickets...

00:00 - 07:00 Entrées

07:00 - 39:15 Top 14

39:15 - 62:25 Quins in Toulouse

- 39:15 - 48:57 Rosbifs’ Recommendations for Toulouse

- 48:57 - 53:51 Trip Options - Nationale 1 Play Offs

- 53:51 - 1:02:25 Champions Cup Semi Final Preview

1:02:25 - 1:12:36 Pro D2

1:02:36 - 1:21:05 Petit Fours & Digestifs

Inspired by efforts of those partaking in the London Marathon the previous day, Rob embarks on a similarly torturous journey through the winding backstreets of the French JIFF rules, and the knock-on effect on the sharp end of the Top14 season. We recap all the weekend's action including an agonising defeat for Bayonne in France's premier division, and the end is in sight for ProD2 with just about every outcome still a possibility. Nationale approaches it's last round of the regular season, and a barber pays an unexpected visit to Normandy...

00:00 - 05:24 Entrées

05:24 - 16:45 JIFF Rules & Why Do We Care?

16:45 - 39:39 Top 14

39:39 - 52:47 Pro D2

52:47 - 57:20 Nationale

57:20 - 1:07:56 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

Returning from Costa Rican exile and the Stade Chaban Delmas respectively, the Rosbifs are back to ask, Quins, what have you done?! Our man on the ground by the Garonne reports on a startling reverse for UBB at the hands of sunburnt south-west Londoners as La Rochelle's hopes of a hat-trick of titles fade to Leinster. Stade Toulousain look inspired despite Exeter borrowing Pierre Mignoni's clipboard, and the Challenge Cup is barely discussed whilst we probe instead how Homer Simpson would organise a Stag-Do. Find out why the locals are so impressed with Rob's ability to 'get the badge in', plus the usual previews of the Top14, ProD2 and a sombre but celebratory digestif.

00:00 - 02:15 Intro

02:15 - 09:17 Entrées - Bordeaux Trip

09:17 - 24:36 UBB v Harlequins

24:36 - 34:15 Leinster v La Rochelle

34:15 - 39:00 Northampton v Bulls

39:00 - 46:22 Toulouse v Exeter

46:22 - 59:34 Top 14 Previews

59:34 - 1:06:10 Pro D2

1:06:10 - 1:08:35 Nationale 1

1:08: 35 - 1:17:48 Petit-Fours & Digestifs