In this fun-filled and informative episode, we discuss:

• George's Shitty Articles
• Occoquan River Boat Show Recap
• Bootie Rae Wanders the Earth
• Rooftops and Cows
• Trumptilla Rumblings
• Diabetes and Peg Legs
• Ice Cream Truck Music (No idea why...)
• Island Party and River Gypsies
• Beena's New Friend
• Marital Bliss
• Adventures in Rafting Up After Dark
• George's Italian Sports Car
• Bass-Holes and the No-Wake Zone
• Steve Doesn't F*ck Your Wife
• Beena's New Sex Line

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In this action-packed and informative stream of consciousness meandering episode, we cover:

• Introducing Frauline Anabus
• Where is Bootie Rae?
• BVI Stories (and how to get people to give you free booze)
• Fresh food and gyro night!
• July 4th horrors and carnage
• Safety tips and life hacks from Capt Justice
• Occoquan Boat Show
• Docking a twin engine boat on a single engine
• River gypsies!
• Holiday Island Partry
• Bret Michaels at Dockside
• Almost nothing about Frankie-B's bowel issues
• Dock-shock at Smith Mountain Lake
• Where to swim on the Potomac (and flesh eating bacterias)
• Shark attacks everywhere, and Capt Justice's ocean paranoia

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Our late St. Patrick’s Day episode, on the back of Frankie-B’s boat. A rather drunk Capt Spike drops in for a word or two, and imparts his raft-up wisdom. Lucky us…

In this action-packed episode:

• Bootie-Rae’s very strange porn interests
• Frankie-B’s gastric issues, that Capt Justice definitely doesn’t have
• Fatty’s Tap-Out
• George absolutely hates monkeys
• Capt Spike drops in
• Blessing of the Fleet and Tim’s lateness
• Raft-up Rules
• Apocalyptic waters and huge wood!
• Capt Justice vs Auto Pilot (possibly the most entertaining story!)

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