On this episode of the award winning dystopian podcast, the Dictators, our anti-hero aka emperor for life Donald Trump, tries to convince the people how much he is winning at being president a second time around. In his State of Disunion he points out all the ways he is achieving records never before achieved in the history of history itself. He convenes a meeting of the Board of Peace, not to be confused with the Board of Little Tiny Pieces, but why is everyone off camera and muted? Is this a real meeting? Who knows. He then decides to chair a hearing into the release of the Epstein files to determine once and for all if he abused anyone. His disunion is stronger than ever, the stock markets are climbing, the inflation is not really falling, and with his tarrifs coming into effect it will be rising very very soon. So why not invade Iran, disrupt 20% of the oil and gas supplies and destroy the global economy while also letting his military be defeated by a very insignificant nation. After disfiguring the new leader of the regime he decides to speak directly with the American people. But will his plan to calm them work or not? Tune in to this episode of the Dictators to find out.

On this episode of the Dictators President for Life Donald Trump holds a press conference about his religious icon status and omniscient power to bring down the price of the grocery to the lowest price of all time, even while the chipmunks, cats, elephants and donkeys disagree with him about his MRI being clear and having the cardiac age of a 65 year old. His solution is simple, bring in an aristocrachy, an oligarchy, or an idiocracy. So he unveils his ethics nightmare full of corruption and gold plating ballroom, which is a massive metaphor for how he is tearing down democracy and reshaping it in his image, even while Sam Altman ejaculates in his direction and his Robber Barron Second Gilded Age friends plan to destroy the world with bioengineered babies and shoot off to mars. Instead, he goes down to the situation room with Pete Hegseth to talk about men, muscles and penis shaped polka dots before they launch an operation to defeat Christmas, deport terrorist elves, and send nuclear whaleheads to the north pole, and make a deal with santa claus to end the Christmas scourge. Unexpectedly, Hilary Clinton offers Donald one last chance at redemption, but is it really Hilary, and why are they travelling back in time to visit some of his favourite wars and protests throughout history? Who will succeed Trump? Is it Marjorie Taylor Greene, Marco Rubio, or JD Vance? And will Jeffrey Epstein or Nicholas Maduro be crowned King of Christmas? Will President Trump ask for help from MBS, Murdoch, Larry Ellison, or Elon Musk? Or will he instead turn to Melania or AI girlfriend for help? Find out on this Christmas special episode of the Dictators!

On this episode of the Dictators the Trump family, including the President for Life Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and his children Don Jr, Eric, and Ivanka, sit down for dinner to discuss their grandiose plans to dominate America. They discuss their “royal” status, incestuous activities and absurd policies such as tariffs turned into walls, NFT‑driven cruise resorts, and “Trumpynomics” that profit from crises. But when the President is prescribed methamphetamines, little Marco appears and they embark together to find the swamp monster of Alligator Alcatraz. But before they can deport the alligator to Venezula, they realise it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who loves swimming in fecal infested waters. However, to save America from "woke liberal judges," Trump must travel through the magical portal to the school of corrupt political leaders and has to pass through a series of increasingly bizarre magical challenges. But is he really in Alligator Alcatraz or is it actually a sex dungeon linked to Jeffrey Epstein and Benjamin Netanyahu, and will he ever fulfill his dream of living in domestic harmony with other dictators from around the world? With special guests Elon Musk and Georgia Meloni, find out if President for Life Trump's dreams of dictator love will come true on the latest episode of the Dictators!