I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trying not to wake the baby, Charlie Kirk's REAL funeral, a man re-invents fitness, sending kids down the slide when they are too young, a fat woman can no longer ride a bicycle, a man dates a Discord, no peeing on the astroturf, the resistence fighters of Ham Planet, "can you imagine if they did the same thing to us", and toe nails getting ripped off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

White people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Johnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!