It’s summertime baby, which means it’s time to start figuring out what the heck the song of the summer is. Don’t worry, two middle-aged men have you covered.

“I Had Some Help,” Post Malone feat. Morgan Wallen

“Espresso,” Sabrina Carpenter

“Not Like Us,” Kendrick Lamar

“Lunch,” Billie Eilish

“Get It Sexyy,” Sexyy Red

“Good Luck, Babe!”, Chappell Roan

“Beautiful Things,” Benson Boone

“Fortnight,” Taylor Swift and Post Malone

“Texas Hold ’Em,” Beyoncé

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Enough people didn't find sports entertaining enough, so a while back some genius had the brilliant idea to dress a guy up in a big dumb costume to clomp around the stadium and delight all the fans. And it worked! Everybody loves a mascot (except, of course, Tommy Lasorda).

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After 41 years, Pat Sajak is retiring as the host of Wheel of Fortune, one of the most popular game shows of all time. To send him off in style, we're discussing not only the show, but also the time Tim won $2,700 playing a Wheel of Fortune slot machine.

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It's almost summertime, so we're talking about hitting the high seas while the weather is nice. So go out and buy yourself a boat, and then listen to this episode for some hot tips!

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This week it’s US who are in a pickle! And that pickle is that we love pickles and can’t stop talking about them, from kosher dill to bread-and-butter! Also, we discuss our hopes for the future of Smell-o-vision and we solve a listener’s problem with bunnies.

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Did you know the guy who made the new movie Unfrosted is the same guy who created The Marriage Ref? And also he apparently had a sitcom in the 90s and appeared on The Tonight Show doing stand-up comedy. This week we're talking about Jerry Seinfeld, a weird, rich misanthrope.

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In world of lore-heavy pop stars, there's one pop artist just writing songs about dancing even though she's not really that great at dancing and that person is Dua Lipa and she rules.

Also, we consider getting into "the cream and the clear."

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/COMPLETEGUIDE and get on your way to being your best self.

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Peanut butter -- it's not just for smearing on a horse's gums to make it appear like he's talking on a TV show. You can also put it on sandwiches! This week, we're talking about all kinds of peanut butter, from chunky to smooth and everything in between.

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