The Big Rock

The Big Rock Harvest your boat batteries, you Norwegian Stepchildren, it’s your Accredited Australians, Amber and Gabe, here to guide you through season three of Round the Twist’s finale, “The Big Rock”. And what a finally it is, with several serialized points, several irrelevant developments, and Tony marrying Fay again all fighting for the tiny amount of space allowed by publicly funded Australian children’s television. What might be Thor’s daughter shows up for her hypno-molestation book only to find Snapper has used all the love leaving only poetic curses, including fleas and vanishing adults. Can children survive in a world without proper supervision? Will the other children eat Bronson once they’re sick of ice cream? Did Snapper at least get to keep the car? All this and letters from the clearly unattended minors we call fans.