Taylor Swift-Sized Woman Assaults Bee Jellyfish and Child at Library

Host Bee Jellyfish tells about defending their child from a deranged attacker at a public library. The traumatic assault this week was not of interest to the Los Angeles Police Department, who directed Bee to file a report online. You'll hear of the brave citizen who helped Bee fight off the attacker, who was actually four inches shorter than Taylor Swift. This is our absurd effort to show how media can relate any story to Taylor Swift in order to lure Swifty listeners. We hope you'll subscribe to the podcast to get each new episode automatically.