Episodes

  • Episode 194: "Justin Timberlake is hiring Poco Lee to host his tour and that is a good thing"
    Jun 25 2024

    Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss.


    1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion.


    2. Justin Timberlake’s Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake’s recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake’s evolving image over the past two decades.


    3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time.


    4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of using honourifics for older young relatives ensues, highlighting the quirks and traditions of respect in their community.


    5. Submaroach Live Session Update: Koj and TMT give Mayowa an entertaining update on the recent Submaroach live session on Twitter (X's) Spaces, recounting memorable moments and fan interactions.


    6. TMT’s Birthday Weekend Recap: TMT shares a hilarious recap of how he spent his birthday weekend, complete with anecdotes that involve music and monkeys.


    7. Kendrick’s Pop Out Event: The hosts discuss the massive turnout of the hip hop community at Kendrick Lamar’s Pop out concert, analyzing its impact and the significance of such unity in the industry.


    8. Putin and Kim Jong Un’s Friendship: A comedic take on the peculiar and potentially dangerous friendship between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, blending satire with current affairs.


    9. Mayowa’s IG Name Change: Mayowa reveals his decision to change his Instagram handle from “OgunPunishSanwolu,” prompting a funny and insightful discussion on personal branding and social media.


    10. Belief in Juju: The boys delve into their beliefs about Juju (black magic), also known as “jazz” sharing personal stories and cultural insights in a mix of humour and reverence.


    11. Wizkid’s Industry Moves: A lively debate on Wizkid dismissing Ladipoe and his change of heart regarding Don Jazzy, exploring the dynamics and politics of the Nigerian music industry.


    12. Aging on Twitter: The episode wraps up with a conversation about aging on Twitter and the art of avoiding certain conversations, offering a humorous look at social media etiquette and generational divides.


    Tune in to Submaroach Episode 194 for a comedy-filled exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!!

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • Episode 193: "Presidential Stumbles, Lebanese Kidnapping, and Nepa Rangers"
    Jun 18 2024

    In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss.


    1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap.


    2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema.


    3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable.


    4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio." He also confesses to cheating his listeners during a trivia game, adding a layer of humor and mischief to the discussion.


    5. Mark Essien's Cat Conundrum: The hosts dissect tech entrepreneur Mark Essien’s recent bizarre tweet about buying a cat. The conversation quickly turns into a comedic exploration of social media and public personas.


    6. Nigerian Government's Power Rangers: In a surprising twist, the Nigerian government is forming its own "Power Rangers." The boys speculate on what this means and share their amusing predictions for this unusual initiative.


    7. Lagos Traffic Woes: The team tackles the chaos caused by President Tinubu's visit to Lagos, leading to massive traffic jams. Their discussion is a blend of frustration, humor, and social commentary on urban life in Nigeria.


    8. String of Kidnappings: Wrapping up the episode, the hosts address the recent spate of kidnappings in Nigeria. While the topic is serious, they manage to bring their unique perspective to the conversation.


    Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and lively debates. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, Episode 193 of Submaroach is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a review!

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Episode 192: "A.I Prostitution "
    Jun 11 2024

    Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart.


    From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work.


    But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines.


    As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems’ latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy.


    Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on returning to Nigeria and Koj's questionable taste in wine, juxtaposed with TMT's unabashed red bull addiction.


    From provocative discussions to laugh-out-loud moments, this episode of Submarine and a Roach is not to be missed. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of mature insights and unabashed humour—it's a wild journey only for the boldest of listeners.

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Episode 191: "Tayo Aina attends Mavin Academy undercover"
    Jun 4 2024

    In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened.


    First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures.


    But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity.


    Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers.


    And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats.


    From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary!

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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Episode 190: "Burger!"
    May 28 2024
    The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation. Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed, Enjoy the moments before that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message
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    40 mins
  • Episode 189: "The Stew at Slow doesn't have enough pepper"
    May 21 2024

    New Episode alert!!


    TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies.


    The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour".


    The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin.


    After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter.


    There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting."


    So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 188: "Every Yoruba Man's Dream Is To Marry A Rich Woman"
    May 14 2024

    Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

    First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs.

    Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness.

    The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate.

    Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan.

    As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 187: "Don't give him money"
    May 8 2024

    Better late than never!


    Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.


    In this episode we get into being owed money by family.


    Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.


    Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.


    Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.


    We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time.



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    1 hr and 46 mins