Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy

Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie

Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard

Luke Rampersad as Guard

Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice

Katie Markovich as Janessa

Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix).

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