Episodes

  • ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?

    ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?
    May 17 2024
    So I’m driving along Vico Road – one of the bits of the road where two cors can barely pass – when I notice a black SUV coming towards me at speed...

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    6 mins
  • ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’

    ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’
    May 10 2024
    “Oh my God,” Sorcha goes, “what is she doing?” Yeah, no, she’s talking about Honor, who’s smiling so hord that it looks like someone has jammed a coat hanger in her mouth sideways.

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    7 mins
  • Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?

    Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?
    May 3 2024
    So it’s, like, Friday night and I’m having the usual pints with the goys in The Bridge. Dave Kearney asks how we’re getting on with a big smirk on his face. We’re all, like, crowded around my phone.

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    7 mins
  • Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement

    Honor is only running for Mount Anville head girl to downgrade her old dear’s greatest life achievement
    Apr 27 2024
    The old man steps into the kitchen with a Montecristo the size of a rolled-up yoga mat burning between his fat fingers. Sorcha storts coughing – her passive-aggressive way of telling him that we don’t allow smoking in this house – but he just ignores her, like he did when she tried to introduce a similar rule about shoes.

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    6 mins
  • ‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’

    ‘There’s a video of me doing the rounds on this famous Tick Tocks dot com’
    Apr 22 2024
    How quickly the years go by. That’s what I’m thinking as I’m taking the right turn at Donnybrook Bus Depot.

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    6 mins
  • ‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’

    ‘You should be ashamed of yourselves! We’re old enough to be your parents and we’ve taken you to three sets!’
    Apr 12 2024
    I had my nightmare again last night, the one where I have a one-night stand with Taylor Swift and then I ghost the girl and she ends up writing 15 or 16 songs about me and they’re on the radio constantly. And – yeah, no – I woke up screaming.

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    6 mins
  • ‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’

    ‘If you play that match, Ross, our marriage is over’
    Apr 8 2024
    Sorcha is upset. I totally get that? But I haven’t seen her over-react like this since I ate a tin of macadamias from the hotel mini-bor on a weekend city break in Ljubljana.

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    6 mins
  • ‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’

    ‘You are not having a hort attack! I’m not allowing it!’
    Mar 29 2024
    Réaltín smiles. Which might well be a first for her. Yeah, no, we’re in Baldoyle of all places, playing Thor Frimann and Lisa Murray – the reigning champions – in the semi-finals of the mixed doubles at the Leinster Padel Championships. It’s, like, one set apiece and we’re winning 5-4 in the third.

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    6 mins