I hate to break it to you but your "connection with animals" isn't really making me want to say yes to your arctic trip to meet polar bears and get them to stop eating people...

Wow you look exactly like my wife...who sadly passed away...but we should totally go out some time. I mean you kind of have to lol

Yeaaa so I hate to break it to you after you already bought those tickets to hawaii but I cannot surf...I just wanted to seem cool and give off surfer dude vibes..heh

Hiiiii honey so I posted to the local neighbourhood facebook groupchat about your erectile dysfunction and good news is that our neighbor would LOVE to chat with you about it!! Hope this helpssss love uuuuuu

So you're telling me if I buy your premium course there will be even more information in there, rather than the elite course that will make me a millionaire? SIGN ME UP!!!

I'm sorry man...I know she's pretty but her shoes had just a little too much green on them...like okay, yea we got a GRINCH LOVER HERE!! NO WAY!

Yea it doesn't count to be famous if you're going around asking people if they know you're famous...you still work at the drive through and I'd like my blizzard

So it turns out you can get a job by just walking in one day, sitting down at an empty desk and just pretending to work...cuz nobody is working there anyways...