Hello gorgeous creeps. I am back from a little hiatus with an audio delight, fresh and ready to be dripped into your ears.

In this episode we meet Terry. Who has decided to become a Pirate. A land Pirate. The terror of the motorways. He's got a crew, a car and a cannon. What could possibly go wrong?

I also explain my hiatus, try and sell you some disgusting sparkling water and teach you how to make friends.

Enjoy you sexy scumbags.

Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/

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Original artwork by Chris R. Wright @brawlingwithmybiro Sound design by Matteo Mussetti @4get2eat

Hello gorgeous creeps. Here is the final part of the Billie Piper trilogy. In this episode, Billie & Keeley make their way to Stonehenge, where they meet Uther Pendragon and the Druid army. After sacrificing Noel Fielding and activating the stones they then face the celebrity horde for a final showdown that will decide the fate of Earth. Enjoy scum.

Featuring Billie Piper, Druids, Stonehenge, Noel Fielding, Alistair Campbell, Tokyo, Pop-songs, excessive violence, Sean Bean, Idris Elba, David Beckham, Alan Carr, Sandi Toksvig, Danish folksongs, portals and so much more.

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Original artwork by Chris R. Wright: @brawlingwithmybiro

Sound design by Matteo Mussetti: @4get2eat

Jasper did nothing. As per.

Hello there gorgeous creep1

Here we are, once again, with a brand new audio delight. Ready to fling merrily down your ears and run riot round your mind. Aren't you lucky!

In this episode, we hear the second part of the previous episode (duh). So if you haven't listened to Part 1 yet...then obviously do that. Billie Piper and Keeley begin making their way to Stonehenge and some very serious truths are revealed. A horde of celebs are laying in wait for them. And they get some help from a couple of Druids.

Featuring Druids, Stonehenge, Doctor Who, Yerma, Stephen Fry, Alan Carr, Jeremy Clarkson, Idris Elba, Sandi Toksvig, David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and so much more.

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Website: https://www.pianoteeth.co.uk/

Insta: @the_piano_teeth

Please note, nothing that happens should be taken seriously. Including the very poor impersonations of the celebrities involved. This whole thing is the incoherent rambling of a mad man with a bleach problem. As a result, it shouldn't be listened to by anyone. Including yourself.

Enjoy sexy scumbag and be well.