This week MJ, Holden and Jackie, who's comin in with that Mom Who Smoked Weed Energy are gossin' bout Chappell Roan, the name of the fat Chipmunk, Nicola Coughlan ab-so-lute-ly killin' it, and get your piece of cheese ready cause it's RAT BOY SUMMAH!!! Sabrina Carpenter is explodin' and beggin' Barry not to be a big ol' turd, JoJo Siwa continues to be a v v v bad gurl, but sparks a conversation about vulnerability in Pop music lyrics, no one feels bad for JLo as the downward spiral of her career continues, Julia Louis-Dreyfus replies to Jerry "Old Man Yells at Cloud" Seinfeld comments about comedy in 2024, Rob Schneider just keeps getting asked to stop attempting comedy on a stage, Nick Cannon partners with Dr. Squatch to insure a pair of cursed orbs, Mariah Carey continues to be a Queen Bitch, Holden issues a very important statement on his relation to animated women (apart from Jessica Rabbit), Piers Morgan throws himself into the Baby Reindeer saga with an interview with a woman claiming to be the real life Martha, Holden treads into the murky waters of a weird ass Taylor Swift subreddit and lives to tell the tale, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Travis and Taylor's relationship a PR RELATIONSHIP!? and in The List - The 6 weirdest encounters celebs had with a pre-commander in chief Trump, blindz and SH-SH-SH-SHOUUUUUUUTZzZ

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This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ dive face first into the crotch watermelon that is MILF Manor, HBO's Ren Faire got MJ to watch Darkon and see what LARP is all about, Ishana Night Shyamalan's The Watchers is.... not good, Holden's stuck in an endless loop of Lightning McQueen with CARS, things in Metropolis are heatin' up in My Adventures with Superman, Jackie forgot just how good Dog Day Afternoon is, and Perfect Match 2 continues to deliver the DRAMA!

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

Ren Faire - Max

Darkon - Amazon Prime

Cars - Disney Plus

The Watchers - IN THE THEATAHHHH

My Adventures with Superman - Max

Dog Day Afternoon - Paramount Plus

Perfect Match Season 2 - Netflix

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden goss like it's 2013 with the Call Me Maybe memes, Miley Cyrus throwing on heels to hit the gym, JLO bets on it...and it doesn't pay off, Andrew Scott becomes the Queens Guard to read erotica for Quinn, a musical based on the Glasgow, Scotland Willy Wonka disaster "Wonka Willy Fest: A Musical Parody" starts dropping songs with none other than John Stamos, Trina McGee announces she's preggers at 54, plans are laid for Page 7 Presents the Haterade Tour...Ya Shoulda Known Better: A Not Love Story (JOLO((Ja Only Live Once))), Adele takes down homophobic losers at concert and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Secretly IN LOVE?!?! A list filled with celeb favorite foods and hobbies that show they got that $$$$, da blindz, shout outs and EVEN MORE

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden talk board games, someone's sprung a leak on MILF Manor, New York continues rippin' it up on House of Villains, Netflix drops Dancing with the Devil a doc about a TikTok Dance cult because of course that's a thing, Louis and Lestat finally return in Interview with the Vampire: Part 2, and Jackie hit up da movies to see In a Violent Nature and I Saw the TV Glow!

Halloween Board Game

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery Plus

House of Villains: Season 1 - Peacock

90 Day Fiance:UK Season 3 - Max

Dancing with the Devil: The 7M Tiktok Cult - Netflix

Interview with a Vampire: Part 2 - AMC plus, Shudder

In a Violent Nature - IN THE THEATAHHHH

I Saw the TV Glow - IN THE THEATAHHHH

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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and Ticketmaster/Live Nation breakup hopefully means live music will change for the better, the Cannes security guard not lettin' people stop on the steps, Millie Bobby Brown begins Livin' on a Prayer with Jake Bongiovi, North West performs as Young Simba in a horrifically roasted rendition of The Lion King, SPOILER ALET FOR THE 2006 FILM THE PRESTIGE in this week's Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Another Cake Boss conspiracy! An easter egg filled list, dem blindzzzz, shouts and more on this PAGE 7!!!!!

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This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embraced his edgy NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS teen self, MILF Manor this week was BOREO SNOREO, there's a new reality show on the horizon that may prove American reality TV does what Britain reality TV can't, House of Villains continues to pump out the hawt trash, Furiosa has waaaaaay more CGI than expected, Holden continues his journey into Hell with Hazbin Hotel, and Jackie breaks out the weed, diet soda, and Burnout Revenge for the PS2, to get in the Smiling Friends mood and more on this week's Talkin' TV!

Married At First Sight (season 15) - Netflix

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Max

House of Villains - Peacock

Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - Netflix

The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst Part 2 - Maxxx

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - the THEATA

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - THEATA

Hazbin Hotel - Amazon Prime

Smiling Friends - Maxxx

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This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEALING HER VOICE, Chet "WHITE BOY SUMMER" Hanks explains to Tom Hanks about the Drake and Kendrick feud in text, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was (Or Is) Gwyneth Paltrow in League with SATAN!??! A List full of AWFUL knockoffs and reboots, da Blindz and even mooooooore on this week's Page 7!

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This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Villains is worth paying for Peacock, Bridgerton season 3 made Jackie scream on the plane, Holden checks out Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, MJ checks out Spacey Unmasked, Max unleashes ZillowGoneWild, Holden reviews the Ashley Madison doc and Jackie loved a board game (including the 6+ hr setup) AND MORE!

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Max

Bridgerton: Season 3 - Netflix

Hazbin Hotel - Amazon Prime

Spacey Unmasked - Netflix

Zillow Gone Wild - Max

Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - Netflix

Mixtape Massacre

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