No More Sleepers: Introducing The Fantasy Snooze Button

Each year, countless hours are spent by team owners looking for that one sleeper, the diamond in the ruff. Hate to say it, but, I've got bad news for you. Fantasy Football sleepers only exist in the Daily Fantasy world. Reason being, experienced players set 100+ rosters at a time which are comprised of every potential sleeper possible. Each roster is unique, like snowflakes, fingerprints and potato salad. Which adds to the credibility of my point; Fantasy Sleepers aren't real. Statistically, there's a better chance of you seeing the Loch Ness monster eating your high school sweetheart than finding a fantasy sleeper. 

There is, however, the Fantasy Snooze Button. Alarm goes off. They're not awake, it's more like they aren't asleep. You hit the snooze button and wait for them to wake up.

Usually about 9 minutes.