• Big Gulp Battery
• Man Killed Roommate and Lived With Corpse
• Woman Threatens B-Dubs Massacre
• All Cheese Cheeseburger
• Woman Caught After CPAP Battery
• Woman with Record Breaking Burp
• Man Jailed Following Skittles Assault
• Burger King Barbie Meal
• Surgeons Remove World's Largest Kidney Stone
• Foot Fondler Found
• 10 of the Weirdest Celebrity Items Ever Sold

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• Homeowner Shoots Naked Woman
• Couple Beheaded Themselves with Homemade Guillotine
• Waitress Mixed her Own Blood in Cocktails
• Man Driving Stolen School Bus With Dead Deer Inside
• Nutrition brand is looking for a Poommelier  
• Chinese Thief Avoided Cops by Living in a Cave  
• Man Slapped His Girlfriend In Face With a Slice Of Pizza
• Disturbing Fecal Shower Statistic
• Students Find Feces Taped to their Front Door  
• Monopoly Game Ends in Sword Fight  
• Man Shot Girlfriend in the Back and Claimed Self-Defense  
• German Officials Seize Cooked Bats

 - Dead Woman is Not
 - Store Clerk Battered with Slim Jims
 - Dog Shoots Man in Kansas
 - Inmate Who Cut Out His Own Eyes Seeks Clemency
 - Teacher Bomb Threat
 - Topless Church Rampage
 - McDonald's Removed Add Next to Crematorium
 - Mom’s Body Found in Chicago Freezer
 - Woman Charged in Poultry Pummel
 - Doctor Ate Feces to Study a Disease
 - Sailor Survived on Ketchup
 - Attempted Gravy Gunfire

There are a lot of interesting people in the world, and I somehow seem to one again found a bizarre crosssection of them... go figure!   After listening to this, please go and do something nice for your mom...   that is a lesson that the people in these stories need to take to heart as well! 

Quite a load of craziness to start 2023 with!

 - KFC customer shoots worker over corn
 - Uterus surgery means no kidneys
 - Teen Cyberbullied by Her Mom
 - Man Tattoos Minor Inside McDonald's
 - Woman Going Blind After Tattooing Eyes Blue and Purple
 - Man Dead After Being Stung By Swarm Of Bees
 - Disgusting British Revenge
 - Man Stabs Someone For Not Saying ‘Thank You
 - Woman Busted In Domestic Fight Over Adult Toy
 - Jail Term For Woman In Adult Toy Stabbing
 - Vacationing Cop Bladder Choices
 - Man Strikes Girlfriend With Adult Toy 
 - Florida Teen Stabbed and Beat Mom
 - Patient Turned Off Ventilator
 - Former Cop Shoots Teen at McDonald’s 

But hey, things can always be worse, right?   I really want to talk to the lady that tattooed her eyeballs though, and not just becasue I think Irish accent are the coolest...    Didn't potential blindness cross her mind as a tattoo needle was plunging in and out of her eye?

 - Don’t leave your child with just anyone
 - The Great Coma vs. Corpse Debate
 - The Ancient Martial Art Of Junk Crushing
 - Man Smuggled Pythons in His Pants
 - Woman Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt Busted For Drug Possession
 - Teens Murdered Teacher Over Poor Grades
 - Woman Paid to Help ‘Astronaut’ Return to Earth
 - Man Has Been Pulling Out Own Teeth for Over a Decade
 - Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy
 - Man's leg severed in freak worksite incident
 - Florida Suspect Claimed Free Pass On Meth
 - Walmart Drunken Joyride
 - Family Brawl Over Chinese Takeout

As you can see, there is some crucial information that will be shared this episode!  Please give it a listen and enjoy!   Oh yeah, subscribe and rate/review us wherever you listen to your podcasts - thanks!

Hot dogs, feces, tattos, and decapitation...  this episode has it all!   Also, hear what people will or will not do for $100 - hear my take, and let me konw what you think!  What would YOU do or not do for $100???

In this episode:

- Florida Neighbor Of The Year
- Would you Do It For $100?
- Man Busted For Hot Dog Battery
- Woman Faces Felonies Over Waste Attack
- Man Named Le'Genius Arrested… Again
- Start a poop saving account
- Feces in the Ceiling
- Woman Pleads Not Guilty to Decapitation and Dismemberment
- Bats Postpone Homecoming Dance
- Woman Left With Double Eyebrows After Botched Tattoo

• Woman soiled herself during a marathon
• Man eaten by piranhas while escaping a swarm of bees
• German castrater on trial
• Kid injects himself with mercury to turn into Wolverine
• Man lives with mobile phone in his stomach
• 10 weird overseas menu items from American fast food chains
• Elementary teacher arrested after student picks marijuana from reward box
• Man Rents Poisonous Snake to Kill His Wife
• Father Allegedly Shot Son Over Guitar Playing
• Chicken Wing Violence
• Pizza sauce led to arrest of car burglar

So here it is - I am back after what certainly can be classified as an unreasonably long delay. While I won't offer excuses for my continued poor production and release schedule, I will offer an explanation. I recently made a change professionally, and this was a great decision and a great move for me. This along with my family responsibilities as a single father have really been occupying a majority of time. Things are looking like they are settling down now, and I thank you in advance for your understanding and support!

Well you sure get the full compliment of stories in this episode... I mean, I would have found it interesting to get some marijuana edibles from the snack box in grade school and all, but no such luck. I typically find myself looking at food stories quite a bit. I always find it interesting what other people eat and how things are different in other regions of the United States and in other countries. The top ten list here does not disappoint! I hope that you enjoy this episode and as always, hit me up!

This episode pretty much has it all - unintentional cannibalism, stupid criminals, plasic surgery gone wrong, and an attack with hot grits! Where else could you possibly get a mix of stories like this?

Check out the NWB Youtube channel HERE to see video short takes. Think single news stories that are maybe about 2 minutes or so. Also, full episodes are released there in audio-only format. I'm also experimenting with posting these short takes on Clapper and TikTok to see how engagement goes with each of those spots. Check out @newswithbill on Clapper and @cigarbill on TikTok, or you can search for the #newswithbill hashtag on either one.

Today's stories:

• Chinese Serial Killer Sold Delicious Ostrich Meat
• Drunk Man Reported Missing Joins Search Party for Himself
• Adult Film Actress with Backyard Butt Implants
• Man Gets Insurance Payout after Centipede Bites his Nether Regions
• Woman in Custody for Abandoning Burning Car While Naked
• Boston High School Forced to Use Party Bus with Stripper Pole
• Man Arrested After Robbing Same Bank for Second Time in 3 Days
• New Jersey Serial Killer Sentenced to 160 Years in Prison
• Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended
• Man Staged His Murder Victim at Walmart
• Man Sues Psychic Over Ex-girlfriend's Curse
• Metal Nails and Screws Removed from Man’s Stomach
• Woman Charged With Felonious Grits Attack
• Man Uses Sign as a Weapon

Please let me know what you think of this episode!

IG/Twitter: @newswithbill

Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com

Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620

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