Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels.

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Bill rambles about North Carolina, remember jokes, and a bankrupt country.

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(44:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-9-18 - Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Flea - A Please

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Bill rambles about going to a 'rager', Easter candy, and getting scanned.

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Bill rambles about novelty bikes, A.I. relationship advice, and animals in the dryer.

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Bill rambles about Utah, getting I.D.'d for coffee, and climbing the ladder.

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(36:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-26-18 - Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses, and F1.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mikis Theodorakis - The Fire Inside

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Bill rambled about the Euro step, address abuse, and a puppet act.

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Bill rambles about gutted rooms, asteroidal impacts and getting along.

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(32:37) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 3-19-26 - Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys, and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Intertia

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Bill rambles about the 'What It's All About, a few days in Texas, and 'Plantmand & Blondie'.

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