Molly McIntire: Ungovernable Girlboss

Pop a Molly and settle in, friendos.

This week, the lassies discuss the girlboss who cannot be governed, Ms. Molly McIntire. How much do you love war? What about war sequels? This WWII champ refutes all laws and logic. Is she obsessed with hair that is not stick-straight and brown? Idk, ask Miss Campbell and her dark mahogany hair that swishes "like a dancer's skirt". Does she love playing bomb shelter? Idk, ask her very best and most traumatized friend, British Emily. Does she cover another best friend in worms, knowing full well that she has a legit phobia? Idk, ask Linda and/or Susan.

There are lots of witnesses to Molly's ungovernability lurking in the shadows of her tyranny. Are they only her "friends" because they're scared of retribution from a girl that acknowledges no ruler other than herself, the One True Goddess? You decide.