It's been two years since Beyoncé took us to the rodeo with Cowboy Carter, and the Minoritea Report is celebrating with a high-stakes March Madness Song Bracket. Kerel, Dawon, and Jerrell go head-to-head ranking the tracks that defined an era. Does "Texas Hold 'Em" reign supreme, or does a deep cut take the crown?

So, Get Them Cups Ready!

Tea Stamps:

00:00 - What's Brewing: Q1 2026 Recap & Manufactured Chaos

03:22 - Delta vs. Congress: Revoking VIP Perks

06:42 - 2026 Election: Why Your Voting Plan Starts NOW

08:15 - Cowboy Carter 2-Year Reflection: Has it Aged Well?

18:18 - THE BRACKET: Cowboy Carter March Madness Begins

55:02 - The Champion Crowned: Does the Community Agree?

1:01:13 - Minoritea Report 7th Anniversary Announcement!

Auntea Dawon is officially back stateside! After two months of "ghetto ponytails" and Bali internet struggles, Yo Aunteas are back with good WiFi!

In this episode, we're taking you inside The 2026 Queerties. From "rubbing shoulders" with David Archuleta to the hilarious way Jerrell approached Scott Evans at the bar, we're sharing all the moments! Plus, we dive deep into the 2026 Oscars. Was Sinners snubbed and why Teyana Taylor the undisputed queen of the press run?

So, get them cups readyyyyy!!!

Tea Stamps:

0:00 – Bali Internet vs. NYC Reality: Dawon's Return

06:30 – Flight Nightmares & Terminal 8 Struggles

13:30 – BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Our 7th Anniversary Live Show!

18:40 – Queerties Recap: Meeting Scott Evans & Valentina

33:40 – The Oscars: Black Excellence!

41:15 – Sip, Slurp, or Spit It Out: Oscar Fashion Breakdown

This week Yo Aunteas are back with an unhinged episode of Minoritea Report, and the conversation goes from Anita Baker nostalgia to gay shower routines, lotion debates, more boners at the gym, and one of the most ridiculous "Would You Rather" questions the internet has ever created.

Along the way they also tackle a brutal music debate:

👉 One Gotta Go: Beyoncé, Prince, Michael Jackson, or Whitney Houston.

Who are YOU eliminating?

So, Get Your Cups Ready For Minoritea Report!

Tea Stamps:

00:00 Intro

00:48 Restarting with Anita Baker

09:13 Lotion Application Rituals and Personal Grooming

26:15 Curiositea: Sh!tty J!zz

31:19 One Gotta Go!

39:22 What about Mariah?

42:56 MJ: We Logging Off!