Episodios

  • Episode 75 – Pizza Cave

    Episode 75 – Pizza Cave
    Sep 15 2025
    "My neck, my back..."

    - Nobody wants everyone to know about her cool new vest.
    - We sweat over making big purchases on our phone.
    - We blame the older generations for everything and ponder what we have in common with Gen Z icon Jacob Elordi.
    - Ben ponders how they convinced everyone to work on the Death Star.
    - We wonder how serial killers meet each other.
    - Nobody’s physio gives her an unexpected compliment.
    - Nobody’s medication causes her to breathe too easily and Ben thinks he’d make a terrible Spider-Man because flying seems terrifying.
    - Ben reviews the Turbuhaler.
    - Ben devises a scheme to scam his orthodontist.
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    51 m
  • Episode 74 – Worm Paste

    Episode 74 – Worm Paste
    Aug 25 2025
    "And who would've thought? It figures."

    - We accidentally leave our drinks in the freezer.
    - We once again revisit the story of Ben’s mums ‘Don’t look up’ text message.
    - Ben continues his review of Anyone But You with a heavy emphasis on fingers in Glen Powell’s butt.
    - We go bowling and Ben steals Nobody’s luck.
    - We reminisce about scouring community markets as children for bootleg movies and games.
    - Ben celebrates a small victory by not paying for parking (and instead paying for a car wash).
    - We discuss Ben’s water bottle situation and Nobody drags her husband into choosing her nail polish colour.
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    57 m
  • Episode 73 - Where There’s A Willy, There’s A Way

    Episode 73 - Where There’s A Willy, There’s A Way
    Aug 12 2025
    "I alone love you, I alone tempt you"

    - Ben wants everyone to experience the joy of peeling the paper off a tub of butter.
    - SMSiquette: Ben’s girlfriend may be a snake and Nobody has questions about ‘The Numbers’ on her phone.
    - Nobody drifts off to sleep watching The Rookie and we discuss the difference between being buff and masculine.
    - We review Anyone But You and Nicolas Winding Refn’s filmography.
    - Ben recounts his visit to Universal Studio’s where his family and friends realise they’ve never seen him happy before and his feet nearly fall off.
    - Ben wants to know how Nobody talks to ChatGPT.
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    1 h y 11 m
  • Episode 72 - Raising The Roof

    Episode 72 - Raising The Roof
    Jul 29 2025
    "I bless the rains down in Africa"

    - We raise an eyebrow at the unusual towel that Nobody once gifted Ben and discuss who the settler and reacher are in her marriage.
    - Nobody joins her body corporate and gets into another car accident, which may have resulted in a personality change.
    - Ben has a run in with a suspiciously named man on the Japanese subway.
    - Ben is amused by the Japanese payment app ‘PayPay’.
    - We discuss poorly named cyber security apps and sharing your location 24/7.
    - Ben is struck by Japan’s propensity for unusual advertising collaborations.
    - Ben demands more from his electric toothbrush battery.
    - Ben is unsettled by a non-rotating microwave.
    - We dissect the sounds of Japan: jingles and fire alarms.
    - Ben asks Japan to rethink its approach to single use plastics and trash cans.
    - A Japanese patrol robot piques Ben’s curiosity.
    - Ben performs a risky Japanese super toilet experiment.
    - Ben is underwhelmed by the contents of Freak’s Store and Nobody reminisces about her greatest high school comebacks.
    - Nobody recounts her holiday clothes shopping experience at Fatty Fatgirl.
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    1 h y 27 m
  • Episode 71 - The Fence Principle

    Episode 71 - The Fence Principle
    Jun 16 2025
    "You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on"

    - Nobody farts on some joggers.
    - Ben asks Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the making.
    - We play the ‘who feels more dead?’ game.
    - We field an offer to have New Zealand’s preeminent porn star Layla Kelly, on the podcast.
    - Ben orders a train ticket and instead gets showered with K-Pop merchandise.
    - Ben makes his annual Activate Your Read Receipts Day PSA for 2025.
    - We taste test and ponder the origins of OKF water.
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    52 m
  • Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews

    Episode 70 – Far Too Few Stews
    May 27 2025
    "Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door"

    - Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show.
    - Nobody gets sick and tries to text God.
    - Ben wonders how the ongoing Leongatha mushroom trial has affected beef Wellington consumption.
    - We debate soup versus stew and the coolest foods to get caught eating.
    - We consider which of Ben’s friends would be the most likely to eat him.
    - Nobody recounts the time Agatha Christie went missing and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was recruited to the case.
    - We make plans for the true crime podcast in the event of Nobody’s murder.
    - Nobody struggles to find a moniker for her mum’s dead partner.
    - Ben is shocked by the people who ask how his dad died.
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    1 h y 13 m
  • Episode 69 – Nice

    Episode 69 – Nice
    May 16 2025
    "You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club"

    - Nobody plots how she’d milk the podcast in the event of Ben’s death.
    - We warn Mayor McCheese to keep an eye out for the Hamburglar.
    - We get derailed by an emergency text about a vagina car.
    - We revel in the miracle of our lost items being returned to us.
    - Ben raises an eyebrow at the portrayal of a young Paul Giamatti in Black Mirror.
    - We argue over who gets our AI generated commercial money in death.
    - We establish The Pony’s for Puppies Foundation.
    - Ben is starting to take issue with the portrayal of milk drinkers in the media.
    - Nobody joins the Greg Davies unlikely sex symbol bandwagon.
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    1 h y 8 m
  • Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!

    Episode 68 – Not Now Facts!
    Apr 22 2025
    "Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?"

    - Ben has questions about Yoplait’s new tagline: Australia’s number one family yogurt.
    - Nobody doesn’t need facts in her period pads.
    - Ben introduces a new segment: Orgy Tips.
    - Nobody wants to determine the line between a normal attraction to a cartoon character and a fetish.
    - Nobody’s friend makes an unusual discovery in the glove compartment of his rental car.
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    1 h y 1 m