In Part Two the plot thickens with a portmanteau which may or may not be missing, a woman who may or may not have disappeared and a room which may or may not be there!

What has happened to Miss Kitty Schrödinger; will Miss Bunt admit her scandalous secret to the Professor and who exactly is the Mysterious Man with the wild hair and dark glasses, and will he ever be successful in his eternal quest for a cup of sugar…

Do all the answers lie in Number 3.141592653589 - that’s if it’s even there at all – or would that be entirely irrational?

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th December 2025.

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In Part One, Randomson and Bunt encounter the garrulous Danish Proprietor of the Inn of the Golden Ratio and his pet moose Erik Forkbeard, and incur the wrath of a furious Archivist guarding the scandalous tale of heretical 16th century Magistrate Nicholas Spanking as they begin their cataloguing of the Rigsarkiv of Biborg Cathedral. Meanwhile Milly has an unexpected liaison with the impossible Kitty Schrödinger.

What precisely is the Number of the room to the right of Professor Randomson’s, will the Monks ever get to the top of their staircase and can Sir Arthur Ranblish succeed in breeding the Heisenberg Uncertainty Vole...

Based on the classic Christmas ghost story, Number 13, by M.R. James.

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th December, 2025.

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You know the artist, Reginald Ivanhoe Pickman? Of course you don’t, he’s entirely fictitious. But imagine if he wasn’t! What if he were the 'enfant terrible' of the 1920s New England arts scene, responsible for shocking and scandalous creations the likes of which few could conceive? And what if the origins of that art held a terrible, dark secret? What then? Two inebriate dilettantes might drink themselves under the table recounting his story…

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 18th December 2022.

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