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Rhian count #1 around 2:10 (total #21)

2:23: Victor

4:50: The trials

6:52: drunk Rose & Mason

7:45: Dimitri & Tatiana in church

12:17: Christian & Mer + Dragozera

18:00: Dhampir Invesgations

21:08: Dragozera’s “in, so in”

22:04: Hathomir drama

23:19: Pey bullies Dragozera (the wedding ceremony)

25:17: Christian & friends

27:50: Dimitri & Rose’s jog

30:30: Rose volunteers as tribute

31:30: The clowns & before the ring

34:20: Jesse’s awful terrible very bad day

37:38: Mermia angst

40:50: Dragozera announcement

41:30: The ring

48:10: Mason, Rose & Lissa

50:21: Memory Walk

57:50: Victor’s memory

1:02: Rejecting Lissa

1:03:33: Diane

1:06:58: Dragozera in the greenhouse

1:12:25: Rose and Mason

1:18:35: Robert & Victor

1:21:13: Ending scene

Welcome back! Today, the hosts recap the episode “Beyond The Wards” and discuss the many ups and downs of this episode. Join them as they praise Dimitri for finally doing his job, talk about a spinoff that nobody would expect, and finally be utterly devastated at how the episode ended. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s everything in between so buckle in and enjoy the episode!

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In this week's episode, the hosts reject any thoughts about the cancellation and will a season 2 into existence through pure will, talking first kisses, slimy fuckers, heartbreaking boot taps and what exactly was the point of the perimeter fires.

1:30: Janine’s e-mail + marking ritual

6:18: Lissa and Rose in the church

10:02: Karps getting ready to leave

14:23: Moroi evening in Portugal (22:10 Rhi mention #19)

23:28: Rose asking for relocation duty

24:40: Silver and the Zeklos

29:40: Mia’s punishment

31:07: Christian & Diane + Mia

35:21: Rose and Dimitri in the village

45:33: Attack scene

50:47: Sasha & Dimitri + Rose

54:00: attack through Rose’s eyes

1:00:12: Fight club

1:04:25: Lissa & Jesse fight

1:08:45: Rose & Dimitri outside the bedroom

1:11:27: Mia and Christian going back to the dorms

1:17:26: Mermia (Rhian mention #20 1:20:13)

1:23:55: Adrian

1:35:41: Sonya attacks

1:39:59: Perimeter fire scene/Tatiana & Sonya

1:47:16: Lissa and the blend/Sonya recovery

1:49:11: Sasha’s “death” + Lissa’s spirit dream

1:55:05: Ending scene

2:01:24: Best performance of the week + Max’s birthday

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In this week’s episode, the hosts will be talking about episode five “Near Guard, Far Guard” and try to stay on topic. Join them as they discuss very important topics such as how the novices are brilliant, the Mermia of it all, and most importantly why Dimitri Belikov is always late. It’s going to be chaotic as always so enjoy the ride!

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0:59: First scene/Intro + What Mer’s up to (2’59’’: Rhian mention #17 + #18 at 3’17’’)

08:23: the Dumb Dumb Strigoi keeper

10:03: Lissa and bloody Andre

11:46: Victor announcing he’s sick

16:11: Council scene (We secretly stan Tatiana)

23:42: Eddie the Moroi scene

29:35: Sonhail’s opera scene

32:31: Dhampir HQ (and loads of Alberta talk)

39:29: Novices find the ruins

45:46: The queen and Victor/Tatiana and Lissa

51:21: Outside the church + Rescue team

01:03:21: Jesse’s car

01:07:02: Mikhail getting caught

01:10:53: Sonya’s baby

1:18:27: Victor telling the Queen the kids ran out

01:19:34: Kids reunited

01:27:49: Mermaid (somehow we also end up talking about Rolissa)

01:36:46: Fighting Mikhail + Lissa saving Dean

01:44:12: Dimitri to the rescue

01:49:24: Alberta showing up

01:50:33: Lissa healing Rose

01:53:25: Jesse and Lissa

01:55:40: Sonya learning Mikhail’s dead

02:01:20: Rose in the barracks

02:08:28: The Council’s “success”

02:11:33: Dragozera and ending montage

02:17:00: Sisi’s birthday

2:06: Talking about the dropping format of the show

3:53: Quick beginning montage + Dashkovs

8:19: Robert & Victor’s love scene

10:17: Rose and Lissa in the dorm

14:41: Tatiana talking to the Council

19:06: Benchmark pairings

29:57: Eddie and Lissa + Victor

32:56: Mason & Christian + Mason talk

41:28: Lissa and Rose talking about marriage

45:47: Dane & Jesse

47:20: Lissa and her suitors

52:20: Fight scene

1:12:16: Alberta scolding + Mer

1:14:37: Lena mentions Rhi #14

1:18:31: Dane’s rescheduling emergency

1:20:27: Lissa’s book shopping trip

1:24:40: Council voting, Tatiana ears her seat & we talk about Tasha

1:28:20: Christian’s therapy session

1:35:04: Silver

1:36:05: Mason & Rose - aka the fight

1:49:46: Christian off to the mountains + Rose finding help

1:54:50: Silver and Jesse (NOT CHRISTIAN) sex

2:00:29: Christian, Mason and the Strigois

2:15:00: Sonhail

2:17:38: Lena mentions Rhian #16

2:19:27: Bromance time + Strigitri

2:27:18: Mason & Rose fighting

2:41:07: Sonhail and Dragozera layover

2:45:57: Victor announcing his disease

2:49:27: Romitri trauma-dumping

22;55;16: Strigoi decision

2:59:27: General thoughts about the episode & favourite performances

3:03:00: Cast PR section

03:04:14: Kieron’s birthday (MANY Kieron mentions but that’s unfair to count them)

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In this episode the hosts recap “Death Watch” and accidentally turn the rewatch into a therapy session. Join them in their hatred of Dane and Marie (who are THE WORST), their adoration of the dance scene and fangirling about how hot everybody bloody is. Family issues, political statements, and heart-melting moments, this episode has it all!

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Timestamps:

2:15: St Jude’s fight (2:44: K mention #10, 5:17: K mention #11)

5:51: Just tell them to fuck more

8:19: Rant about church & laws

16:00: Church scene (22:03: L mentions Rhi #8 & 9 at 22:08)

22:57: Dragozera in the church

31:05: Strategy session with Janine

40:20: Rose’s rant about her mom to Lissa

46:43: Jesse and Silver + Rose & Janine

50:06: Dimitri and baby Alexei

52:21: Novices training

57:05: Sonhail nerds

58:22: Icepack scene (almost forgot!)

1:03:13: Council scene (we HATE Marie)

1:16:28: Mia and Lissa picking masks + Tatiana

1:21:48: Lissa talking to the press

1:23:30: Silver meeting the Zeklos men + Rose and Janine fighting (1:35:52 P mentions K #12)

1:47:23: Christian and Rose’s team-up

1:52:22: Lissa and Mia before the party (shameful Rhian mention at 1:53:47, IT’S HER EYES GUYS I WAS MAKING A JOKE and at 1:54:09, continuing 1:54:29, bringing the count up to #11)

1:59:55: Death Watch Ball

2:05:50: BLB time

2:10:54 : the DANCE (2:14:47 L mentions Rhian #12 – oh no I’ve caught up with Pey)

2:19:13: Alberta, Janine & Christian

2:23:49: Tatiana and Dimitri at the bar

2:28:11: Christian and Rose in the archives

2:32:52: Mia & Sonya outside the bar

2:40:57: Mermia (inevitably, L mentions Rhian at 2:40:18 #13 – oh no I have more than Pey)

2:42:58: Janine and Rose arguing

2:44:26: Eloïse and Jesse

2:47:12: Jaw parcel

2:48:14: Back to the death watch dancing with Dragozera

2:51:00: Talking about the quorum law + Tatiana and Victor in the church

2:54:00: Dimitri and Rose in the street

2:59:11: Keep your sperm for the official dhampir babies + psihounds/strigoi

3:01:07: Victor’s episode

3:03:27: Favourite scenes & performance of the week awards

3:06:30: Wishing André a happy birthday (chaotically)

03:07:29: Goodbyes & singing

In this episode, the hosts recap the first two episodes of Vampire Academy and discuss what they loved, what they didn’t, and everything in between. They discuss the real questions such as what is happening with that umbrella? Or what is up with Sonya and those birds? And don’t worry, they do inevitably thirst over the characters. Strap in, it’s going to be chaotic.

Time Stamps:

(0:05) Intros

(1:30) VA First impressions

(3:42) First Hathomir scene <3

(5:25) Royals…make it make sense

(9:51) The Dashkovs/Karps and fleshed out characters

(12:40) Dhampir vs. Moroi dichotomy

(17:10) Andre Dragomir cheeks jumpscare

(26:14) Romitri meetcute <3

(28:30) P mentions Ki #5 - here we go again

(28:55) Take a shot every time someone says “protection comes in many forms”

(32:15) Dragozera insta-love

(35:36) Jesse the douchebag

(36:15) Politics in the show and Victor & the Queen

(37:53) Sonya and Spirit

(42:45) Have a contest with the air? discussion

(43:25) M&M’s (and their relationships with Rose)

(48:33) the Tititris have arrived and tattoo make-up convo (Dimitri on roof)

(51:23) Lissa’s self-harming and mental health in the show

(53:31) Friendships and ensemble vibe interlude

(57:25) Burning plot holes

(1:03:08) “Funeral” scene with Rose and Lissa

(1:03:51) Accents in the show

(1:03:56) L mentions Rhi #3

(1:05:17) RoseLissa discussions about their bond and The Bond

(01:08:37) P mentions Ki #6

(01:12:44) Meredith and Rose’s relationship

(01:13:45) Rose’s privilege & how she centers around Lissa rather than all Moroi

(01:16:012) The unicorn scene

(01:17:57) Lissa and Mia’s relationship and roommatism

(01:21:43) Mason and Rose bumping butts & friendship

(01:24:09) Rose’s speech to the Queen about Lissa (+ quick talk about cut scenes)

(01:27:21) on to episode 2 chaos

(01:29:11) Training and dream sequence

(01:33:60) P mentions Ki #7

(01:34:49) Lissa & Mia’s dynamic

(01:38:50) The one classroom scene (Mikhail, Jesse, Christian)

(01:42:48) Strigoi: disgusting? Sexy? Hotness plot hole?

(01:45:38) discussion about friendships and female friendships on tv

(01:52:42) Sonya and Mikhail

(01:54:46) Romitri chatting and comparing couples (Mermia/Sonhail/Dragozera/Romitri)

(02:02:52) Dimitri’s “you’re fighting like a strigoi” Belikov

(02:04:52) Rose “I will survive because there’s no other option” Hathaway

(02:06:27) Boot tap and Max is hot

(02:05:59) Lena mention Rhi #4

(02:07:36) Lena mentions Rhi … again #5

(02:08:09) Tribunal and Kirova

(02:10:48) Talking about the unfairness between Lissa and Rose’s treatment

(02:12:24) Pey mentions Ki #8

(02:13:05) Lissa is so baby

(02:13:50) Specialisation ceremony & Christian is a malewife

(02:18:55) BLB scene (“Bi-lighting Bar”)

(02:22:18) Duster talk & carrying Rose back

(02:23:29) Dragozera snogging chat

(02:27:46) Mikhail desperately trying to get a date and Sonhail Strigoi geniuses

(02:30:57) Lissa and Rose’s in the barrack (“Fucking Dimitri” #2)

(02:33:26) Mermia’s first scene

(02:37:20) Lena mentions Rhi #6

(02:40:59) Lena mentions Rhian #6 as she goes on a tangent about hair

(02:41:49) Pey mentions Ki #9

(02:43:63) Lena mentions Rhi #7 again (I will strangle myself)

(02:44:62) Back to Rolissa and the bond + Christian chat and unhingedness

(02:48:55) Jesse at the gates and the Kermit the Frog incident

(02:53:05) General thoughts

(02:56:61) Favourite scenes

(03:05) Goodbye

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