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In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless marriage , which leads into a shocking real-life story of a husband who gave up his newlywed wife for a porn addiction.

But it doesn't stay heavy for long! The table quickly derails into hilarious debates about sitting versus standing in the bathroom in the dark , defining deeply cursed Urban Dictionary terms like "Alabama Roulette" , and Cam’s unforgettable wedding night disaster. We also dive deep into societal double standards, the harsh reality of "conditional love" for men , and why men absolutely suck at taking compliments.

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00:00 - Start!

02:08 - Welcome to Ask Men Round 2

02:38 - Surviving a 15-year sexless marriage

04:36 - He chose p*rn over his newlywed wife

13:58 - Walked in on him pooping on their wedding night

14:16 - The great debate: Sitting vs. standing to pee

22:25 - How to handle a completely dead bedroom

31:37 - Urban Dictionary: Alabama Roulette & "Poop Scars"

35:37 - If you could pick your physical features...

42:48 - Does God have a sense of humor about sex drives?

49:45 - What men struggle with but rarely talk about

51:13 - The harsh reality of conditional love for men

55:19 - Did the feminist movement ruin single-income families?

1:06:01 - Why men don't know how to take compliments

1:09:49 - Do men really prefer natural beauty?

1:20:09 - The scariest real-life things we've witnessed

1:25:15 - Should women invade "guy spaces" to meet men?

1:36:47 - The biggest mood killers and unattractive traits

1:52:34 - Terrible jokes to end the podcast

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This week, the guys are diving into some serious real-life drama. Austin kicks things off by explaining how a DIY electrical job ended with him taking a massive 240-volt shock to the chest, tasting metal, and spending hours getting hooked up to machines in the ER. Then, things get real as Chris opens up about a terrifying medical scare and a potential ear tumor.

For our In The News segment, we break down the absolutely unhinged domestic abuse allegations and leaked footage of reality TV star Taylor Frankie Paul that cost her The Bachelorette. Plus, we're talking Henry Cavill's ultimate nerd status, Elon Musk's Neuralink superpowers, how Pokemon Go accidentally built an AI robot empire, and a deep dive into what hits the hardest as you get older.

Thank you for being part of this crowd!

Timestamps

00:00 - Start!

01:18 - Austin's 240-Volt Electrocution & ER Trip

11:22 - Hilarious Things Our Kids Say

16:54 - Henry Cavill, Warhammer, & Action Movies

32:08 - NYC Trip Plans & A Little Dark Humor

36:08 - Chris's Terrifying Tumor Scare

39:19 - IN THE NEWS: Taylor Frankie Paul's Shocking Abuse Video

48:15 - Global News: Iran & Interest Rates

50:16 - Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts

52:46 - Neuralink Will Give You Superpowers

54:44 - How Pokemon Go Spied on 143 Million People

56:42 - The New Fear Factor is Brutal

01:05:42 - Deep Talk: What Hits Harder As You Get Older?

01:13:02 - Closing Jokes & Wrap Up

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast!

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Welcome back to another highly requested episode of Ask Men! In this episode, the guys sit down to answer your most vulnerable and honest questions with no holds barred.

We dive deep into the heavy realities of marriage and relationships, discussing how to navigate survival mode when you feel like you're losing the spark due to the painful struggles of infertility. We also open up about the fears, doubts, and beautiful truths surrounding adoption and step-parenting. Later, we tackle the unseen relationship struggles of pregnancy, specifically handling resentment, hormones, and disconnect during the second trimester.

But it's not all heavy—we also reflect on the exact moments we knew our wives were "The One", plus we share some brutally honest advice on handling rejection and navigating first dates.

If you want your questions answered in our next segment, drop them down below using #ask!

As always, thank you for being part of this crowd!

00:00 - Start!

00:19 - Welcome Back to Ask Men

02:37 - First Date Strategies & Dealing with Strict Parents

07:11 - The Best First Date Ideas (And What to Avoid)

12:16 - Handling Rejection & Finding the Right Fit

18:49 - Will We Ever Do a Knitting Episode?

20:26 - Navigating Infertility & Losing the Spark in Marriage

23:03 - The Honest Truth About Adoption & Step-Parenting

29:04 - How We Knew Our Wives Were "The One"

36:54 - Surviving Pregnancy Hormones & Second Trimester Fights

44:10 - Our Most Embarrassing Moments in Front of Women

01:00:45 - The Songs We're Most Embarrassed to Blast in Public

01:09:50 - Outro & How to Submit Your Questions

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