Episode 48 - Smuglet is not a tiny robber

We’re right in it this week, Episode 48! Nearly two years of recording our podcast… time really does fly when you’re laughing together!

👻 Halloween chat: Are you a blackout blinds and no sweets type, or do you welcome the little witches with open arms? (Costumes are compulsory if you want treats!)

👖 Then there’s the big question: Why do we all hide our pants at the doctor’s when we know we’ll be told to de-robe anyway? Thom thinks there should be a new form: “Are you arsed or not arsed about your modesty?” Tick one.

🧦 Are you a sock-on or sock-off person? Dunn finds it weird. Thom takes them to the bin if they have animated characters on them. (We’ll let you decide who’s ick here.)

🎃 Thom went to a pumpkin patch and howled, no, not wolf-like, at the people in inappropriate footwear. Because clearly, ruining your shoes in a muddy field is a small price to pay for looking good for your photos on socials!

🍜 Crotch pot? No, Thom hadn’t heard of it either… and yes, she got it very wrong at first. Dunn tells the story of this “great invention”, noodles may be involved.

❤️‍🔥 Dunn tells us that STDs are on the rise among women in their 50s — are we surprised? We discuss!

💃 And of course, we take a punt at who we think will replace Tess and Claudia on Strictly.

🤡 Mr Blobby divides the room, and Dunn swears the air smells like a primary school's “fart and crayons” was the quote. A new word and a few BMPs chucked in for good measure. No, it's up to parents, too, to call!

So come along for the ride — because the last segment of this week’s episode is truly hilarious. - How to declutter as suggested in House Beautiful (We nearly died laughing… you’ve been warned!)