Dredd (2012)

Judge’s Report: (Officer Fridge on Scene)

Responded to a call in Sector 2. Reports indicated a video store manager had been impersonating a Judge.

I arrived on scene and found perp was still in process of his bad Judge impersonation. I immediately stunned perp and announced judgement: One Year, Iso-Cubes.

Perp continued bad Judge impression. I sentenced perp to one additional year, Iso-Cubes.

Perp continued to resist judgement. I proceeded to Nut-Stun perp. At this point the perp complied.

Instructed Rookie, Janna, to assess the situation on site and assist in movie discussion of Dredd with witnesses Ryan, Mike, Cody, and now docile perp, Dave.

Advised possible topics of discussion:

1. Slo-Mo: The Most Cinematic Drug of All Time
2. Karl Urban’s Oscar Worthy Jaw Acting
3. Backdoor review of 1995’s Judge Dredd

Also advised Rookie Janna to rate, review and subscribe wherever she gets her podcasts and to Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at [e-mail]

End of Report.
*Judge Fridge