Welcome back for another episode. This time we are watching "The Crush" from 1993. There are so many inappropriate things in this movie that it's probably in the Epstein Files. If you haven't seen this movie since the 90's and are a millennial, you may not have picked up on how bad this movie really is.

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Where to Watch: With a Subscription: Amazon Prime, YouTube, YouTube TV, and fuboTV (with a subscription); for free (with commercials) on Tubi, PlutoTV, Fandango at Home, Plex, The Roku Channel.

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Haze

Cocktail of the Evening: The Crush (mix premade margarita, Kinky Fruit Punch, Triple Sec, and lime juice to taste.

Welcome back everyone! We are starting out February with another Tubi movie. This one is CarousHELL (2016). This one is about a murderous carousel horse. It's as ridiculous as you think it is. Watch it with us?

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Where to Watch: Tubi, SlingTV, Plex (all with commercials); fuboTV (with subscription); or for rent on Amazon Prime and Apple TV.

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Strain of the Evening: Candy Rain

Cocktail of the Evening: Tequila Sunset

INGREDIENTS: 2 oz tequila blanco

4 oz grapefruit juice

1 oz grenadine

Ice

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Fill a tall glass with ice.
2. Add the tequila and grapefruit juice to the glass and stir gently to combine.
3. Slowly pour the grenadine over the back of a spoon so it sinks to the bottom, creating a layered effect.
4. Serve with a straw and stir before drinking to mix the layers.

Tubi is going to be a goldmine of movies for us this year. We are watching a movie that seems to not have much to do with its name, 'Rapture' from 2014 (or 2019 if you are looking it up on IMDb). This was a bad and confusing film. Was it fun to watch? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Tubi, Amazon Prime Video, and The Roku Channel

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Strain of the Evening: Harlequin

Drink of the Evening: Kinky Margarita (strawberry margarita - premade - mixed with Kinky's Fruit Punch liqueur).

Welcome to 2026 and Season 3 of Don't Watch Sober. For our first episode of the season, we are checking out a superhero movie from the 90s that we didn't even know existed, 'Doctor Mordrid' from 1992. How will this movie start our new year? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Amazon Prime (w/subscription); Pluto TV, The Roku Channel, and Sling TV (for free w/ads). If you want to check out the MST3K version, you can check it out on Tubi.

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Strain of the Evening: Blue Dream

Drink of the Evening: Smirnoff Ice Peach Lemonade

Merry Christmas, everyone! For our holiday episode, we are checking out "Christmas Bloody Christmas" from 2022. As you can probably tell from the title, this is a Christmas horror movie. The critics gave this a certified fresh score, but the audience wasn't so kind. Who is right? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Subscriptions: Netflix, AMC+, YouTube, Sling TV, Roku Channel, Amazon Prime, Philo.

For Rent: Google Play, Fandango At Home, Apple TV

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Strain of the Evening: Cherry Diesel

Drink of the Evening: Eggnog and Bailey's

Hello everyone! I know we were gone for a while, but we are back. And we have a doozy. We were going to watch a Christmas movie, but got sidetracked by the cover Netflix was using for this movie. In this episode, we are watching "The Wrong Paris" (2025). It's like one of those Hallmark romance movies. Will this movie live up to its mediocre ratings? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: Netflix

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Strain of the Evening: Blue Dream

Cocktail of the Evening: Bailey's and Milk

In this episode, we are checking out the movie, "The Watch" from 2012. With a cast of great comedy actors, how could this movie be so bad? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: With Subscription - YouTube, Hulu, HBO Max, The Roku Channel, SlingTV, YouTube TV, and Amazon Prime Video. For Rent - Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandango At Home.

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Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Express

Drink of the Evening: Pina Colada using Zing Zang Mix

Welcome back! In this episode, we are staying up to date by watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" from 2025. Will this be better than the original? Or just a crappy cash grab? Find out with us!

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Where to Watch: For rent on YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Fandango At Home, and Amazon Prime Video.

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Strain of the Evening: Panama Red

Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of Mixthatdrink.com)Ingredients

• 1 ounce peach schnapps
• 1 ounce blue curacao
• 2 ounces vodka (or white rum)
• Sprite

Instructions

1. Put crushed ice in a highball glass.
2. Pour in the ingredients, in order, ending by topping it off with Sprite.
3. Stir and serve with a straw.
4. Garnish with a lemon wheel.