Chuck Norris is gone. But in his wake, he left behind countless roundhouse kicks, thousands of bad jokes, the best Conan O’Brien bit of all time, and a handful of bad-to-okay movies.

There is no better way for Justin and Steve to talk about the highly problematic man who should have just stayed a meme than by partnering up and investigating the scene (obviously without a warrant).

1995’s Top Dog is a kids’ movie (?) that covers all the major issues children in San Diego had to face in the ’90s—just kidding, it’s actually about white supremacy and hate crimes.

It’s an absolute mishmash of tones and genres, set in a world where a dog-cop can understand English and rack up 115 arrests, while also dealing with the rise of domestic terrorism.

The boys had very different experiences watching Top Dog, but they can both agree that it’s probably best that, after this, Chuck Norris’s big-screen career was sent to a farm upstate forever.

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Crank the theme, Randy! It's COP ROCK time!

Justin and Steve are back on the beat to cover the third episode of Steven Bocho's ill-fated, gritty musical cop show COP ROCK. The boys are three episodes in, and they still can't believe their ears and eyes.

Subscribe to join us on our journey through one of the most insane shows ever put on the air.

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What’s more Irish than a mint-flavored milkshake? Lots of things! But aside from Wendy’s baked potato, the McDonald’s Shamrock Shake is the most Irish thing you can order at a fast food restaurant.

This week, Justin and Steve sit down to do a live taste test of the world’s only Irish-themed dessert and learn about its humble beginnings—and how it might have actually saved a bunch of kids’ lives.

The boys also take a trip down memory lane to examine the existential quagmire that is being a Grimace named Grimace.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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