Cloak of Anonymity

Is girth in the eye of the beholder? The guys team up to talk about transatlantic masturbation, pulling back the cloak of anonymity, and the official size classifications of a micro-penis (P.S., it's 3.67").

It's not all dirty talk though, as the guys contemplate the fallout of political violence and this year's presidential election. RIP to Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons. Thanks to our new sponsor, Rita's Dead Cats.

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