Episodios

  • Tuesday, 06.17.25

    Tuesday, 06.17.25
    Jun 17 2025
    *I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?
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    1 h y 53 m
  • Monday, 06.16.25

    Monday, 06.16.25
    Jun 16 2025
    1 h y 56 m
  • Friday, 06.13.25

    Friday, 06.13.25
    Jun 13 2025
    Happy Father's Day! Don't call your dad at work unless somebody died or the house is ______. And quit crying or I'll ________. *Israel attacked Iran in Operation Roaring Lion. *You may think you know MK Ultra but do you know Sabrina Carpenter MK Ultra? *There's a first time for everyone. Slim's just happened to be on the playground at school in the first grade with a guy named Mitch.
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  • Thursday, 06.12.25

    Thursday, 06.12.25
    Jun 12 2025
    *Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.
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    1 h y 50 m
  • Wednesday, 06.11.25

    Wednesday, 06.11.25
    Jun 11 2025
    *The Mommy Libido Formula is the most irritating thing you'll hear all week. *Macklemore lives in a mansion? *What happened at The Lusty Lady in 2007? *BYO-Nylons *Jane loved cuddling with Diddy and watching Dateline. *Lil Frankie!! *The NCAA might be history. *The protests are spreading. *Guy Code 101
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    1 h y 37 m
  • Tuesday, 06.10.25

    Tuesday, 06.10.25
    Jun 10 2025
    *Lazlo's youngest makes Dad proud. *I thought we all agreed, babies crying on airplanes are a part of life and nothing worth getting worked up about. *Dr Phil said, "It only took one brick to make that window drop." *Baby oil and burqas. *Fish might not like being hooked and filleted. *Trump says he might arrest Governor Newsome. *If you think chemtrails are real, you're in luck. *Now that Aaron Rodgers has signed with the Steelers, it's time for the 2025 QB power rankings. *A teenager in New Mexico peed in the opposing team's water cooler and it turns out that's not against the rules.
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    1 h y 47 m
  • Monday, 06.09.25

    Monday, 06.09.25
    Jun 9 2025
    2 h
  • Friday, 06.06.25

    Friday, 06.06.25
    Jun 6 2025
    *You don't have to have kids to understand why parents get nervous about their teens driving all over God's green earth. *North Korea is hiring! *Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody knows about it, or would you rather have everyone spend the rest of their lives thinking you've had sex with goat when you haven't? *Elon v Trump is the main event we've all been waiting for!! *ChatGTP thinks Slim is a pervert and has literally changed its own policies in response to his weird demands. *Here we go again. Seal Face returns. *Who's picking up crumpled paper off the bathroom floor at Jersey Mike's and then taking the time to read it? *Lazlo's got a thing for Nazi strippers. *The Royals are playing some ball! *DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! *Lazlo's road-trip playlist. *Lazlo killed Scott Weiland
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    2 h y 5 m
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