Cheating Death: A Final Destination franchise ranking + breakdown!

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🎢 Death’s design has never been dumber—or more delightful. This week, we’re dodging logs on the highway, tanning bed disasters, and rogue kitchen appliances as we dive headfirst into the Final Destination franchise! We’re breaking down every gloriously gory entry, from the OG vision on Flight 180 to whatever the hell was going on in that 3D one. Which film had the best kills? Which one phoned it in? And is Death just petty… or working overtime? It’s time to rank, roast, and respect the Rube Goldberg Machine of Horror. Buckle up—no seriously, buckle up.