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  • Ep.67: Massachusetts Hank and Muslim Charlie
    Mar 29 2026

    This week, the CMN boys are joined by their friend, musician, artist and marauder, RebelSandpaper for a rather socially focused episode. First, the gang talk about red flags in occultism, from the dangerous("Come meet me in the woods!") to the nonsensical("Have you reached 5D consciousness yet, maybe try DMT!") After that, we roll into the news; Iran is a disaster, a priest thinks AI is demonic, an Air Force General involved in UFOs disappearing, and we even get a fun romp through the Belgian Scratch off lotto scandal from former minister Didier Reynders before going into the occulture news of Maevius Lynn's retracted video of OTO allegations and the New Moon Eclectics beating the moronic witch hunt of nosey Christians. Finally, we talk with Rebel about their experience with one of Chaos magick's most well known occult collectives, the DKMU. We talk about the nature of online spaces in the occult, how to navigate being influenced so heavily by certain magical currents and having to remove yourself from the people involved, and the disappointment that comes from learning that many of the magical, spiritual members of the greater occult community aren't really that different from any other group. All that, and BELOVED NEW CHARACTERS MUSLIM CHARLIE AND HIS BROTHER MASSACHUSETTS HANK THE SHAMAN!.... Wait no, don't go! So join us, or you too might end up as a Twin Peaks' reference!

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    2 h y 21 m
  • Ep.66: Poetry Grift
    Mar 14 2026

    This week, the boys sit down with their pal Benny Adeline to talk about the important things in occultism; like discerning out grifters, Ouija Boards that wrote books, and dolphins that kidnap aerospace engineers. First we talk about the various different kinds of conmen in the occult and the intersection of commerce and magick. Then its onto the news; the Iran War has been a disaster, Noem got fired, Bondi is on the way to get fire, and the strange story of dolphins kidnapping a man to work on their unwater city for 3 days. Finally, we talk about poetry as an occult practice, its history in ancient and modern times, a Ouija Board winning the Pulitzer Prize and give some ideas about what you might be able to do with it in your own work. All that and more, so join us, or who knows what kind of sea bound mammal might get you!

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    3 h y 5 m
  • EP. 65: Epstein Cult Clickbait
    Feb 20 2026

    This week, the CMN Boys take on the Cult of Elite Satanic diddlers who run the world, only to find out that they're just the regular elite diddlers. Joining us is our friend Pink from the discord to provide a geopolitical take on the Epstein situation and global news. But first, we talk the intersection of occultism and conspiracy theory, why occultists and fringe thinkers are so prone to them, the lack of major government disinformation about occultism and contrasting occult conspiracy with other fringe conspiracy areas like Ufology. Then, we settle in for a masssssssive news segment. We talk it all, ICE's failure in occupying Minnesota, Etsy banning spell work, Discord's ID verification, the Superbowl half time non-event, Pam Bondi's self destruction in front of Congress, and then we even take on some global news with Myanmar's AIF, Japan's LDP, Iran and the USA's increasing tensions, and even the Olympics. Finally, the moment you've been waiting for, We take a look at the occult nuggets we've found within the files and emails of Jeffery Epstein to answer the question; Was Epstein a member of an elite cult of cannibalistic, child abusing, human trafficking Baal worshippers committing atrocities for their dark masters, or are they just the regular elites doing awful things and people are just idiots who want to believe spooky stories? Our answer will shock you(if you're an idiot). All this and more, so join us, or you won't get into the Eyes Wide Shut party later!

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    3 h y 34 m
  • Ep.64: "Starseeds' with "Flint" "Dibble"
    Feb 3 2026

    This week, the boys have a special guest; the Totally real Flint Dibble(its definitely really them and let's not question it going forward). We sit down for some conversation about the particular kind of crazy you attract as occult content makers, the way in which internet anonymity effects occulture, and share some stories of absolute goobers. Then we settle in for the news; In addition to the horrors of ICE and the Greenland invasion, we have some yuks at the Czech PM's fancy globe to find Greenland, Charlie Kirk being a time traveler, a monkey escape being complicated by AI edits, a man who registered a potato as a silencer and someone robbing a store at gun point for Pokémon cards. Finally, we settle into our culture piece, where we take a hard and fast look at the occult history of the Starseed movement, from its roots in Theosophy and the fascist sympathizer Walter Pelly, to its popularization by Brad Steiger, and onto the absolutely bonkers contemporary scene of youtube videos and tiktok accounts, complete with personal tales from our Starseed archeological guest! We even debut a new segment with, "CMN Outtake Theater" All that and more, so join us, or you'll never activate your alien DNA!

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    3 h y 9 m
  • Ep.63: Komodo Dragon Spell Jar
    Jan 9 2026

    This week, the CMN crew takes on the New Year with gusto! First we discuss magical new years resolutions, Coco's transition, Kennedy feeling New Years resolutions are doomed to fail, and Cohost's thoughts on auspicious times and the power of using them for your own purposes. Then we take a quit look at New Years rituals, including becoming Gallagher with a pomegranate. Next, the horrific stories of the News; Venezuela's kidnapped President, the continuing failure of the Epstein files release, AI Police reports where Cops become Frogs, and Grok apologizing while the corporate monsters who created it say the Media is lying about it making Kiddie Diddler pictures. And finally, we round out the episode with a look at a few occult prosecutions across the world; Multi murder in South Africa, Two men being arrested for attempting to curse the president of Zambia with a chameleon in a jar, the fraud cases of occultists in Iraq, and less criminally, a look at one woman's addictive nature of psychics back here on the West. All that and.... large reptiles in jars? So join us, or you may be thw next victim of the Komodo dragon!

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    2 h y 20 m
  • Ep.62: The Boys give a guy in a kilt $60
    Dec 5 2025

    This week, the boys give a guy in a kilt $60. Don't worry, he's a wizard! But first, we have a discussion about Crowley's advice for the prerequisite skills and education BEFORE beginning a magical practice , how having a well established skill set before beginning a magical practice can help keep you grounded and how these skills will reveal magic and the occult in different ways. Then we take on the news; the Epstein files are coming out, now with bonus blacked out sections! MTG gives up on the MAGA wagon! Two men try to enslave a whole island in Haiti! And a judge getting suspended for dressing like Elvis in court. After that, we take on the most prolific occult writer of all time, and not in a good way! We discuss the enigma that is S.Rob, the killed occultist, a selection of his books with wonderful titles like "Leprechaun Voodoo Magic" and "Angelic Whore Magic", and what happened with our experiments with his techniques.(Shocker, its not good). So join us, or YOU might find yourself on the wrong side of some terrible occult curses!

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    2 h y 41 m
  • Ep.61: Not Ep. 61
    Nov 27 2025

    This week, the boys messed up, but that won't stop the train from rolling, so in NOT episode 61, we take a look at an interesting question; Why don't you do magic for what you REALLY want? Then we dive into all the news that happened between the Jack Frostcast and the Kenneth Grant special; Shutdown ends, Mamdani elected, Venezuela getting military actioned, Museums getting robbed and the Mariners getting a curse removed courtesy of an Etsy Witch. Finally, we talk about two books we just needed an excuse to talk about; The Process by Brion Gysin and The Reflexive Universe by Arthur M. Young. Maybe we talk a little too much even. All that and more, so join us or you TOO will be deleted by technical failure!

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    2 h y 13 m
  • Ep. 60: The Kenneth Grant Special(Typhonian Trilogies part 1)
    Nov 12 2025

    Every ten episodes, we at CMN take a break from the news and the greater occulture and take a deep dive into an occult figure or topic that we think is worth learning about, and this time we're plunging head first into the Draconian current of the eminent Kenneth Grant through his first Typhonian Trilogy, covering his books "The Magical Revival", "Aleister Crowley and the Hidden God", and "Cults of the Shadow". Enter into a world where the ancient traditions of prehistoric sexual magick continue through the modern age, where Celestial entities and forces call out to be made manifest through our body and subconscious, and everything from Thelema's Aeonics to Dion Fortune's astral visions to the Cthulhu mythos of H.P. Lovecraft to the Gnostic Voodoo Cult of the Black Snake crystallize in a fantastic vision beyond the veils of normal consciousness. Also we make jokes about football and squirt. So that's fun. So join us, or you'll never learn what happens in the Dog Star Sirius!

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    2 h y 15 m