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Canada is Boring

Canada is Boring

By: Jesse Harley Rhys Waters
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Canada, boring? Nope, its a land of bizarre events and crazy people. Join Rhys (A new Canadian) as he attempts to convince Jesse (Your average disengaged Canadian) that it’s actually a fiery rollercoaster of a country.

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Episodes
  • Ottawa's Evil Christmas Elves
    Dec 15 2025

    When a beloved Canada Post program lets kids write letters to Santa, what could possibly go wrong? In 2007, Ottawa families found out the hard way. Rhys and Jesse dive into the true story of the “rogue elves” who sent obscene letters “from Santa,” the full-blown national panic that followed, and why the myth of Santa can be both magical and messed up.


    0:00 – Intro Banter & Cozy Studio Setup

    0:30 – “The Rogue Ottawa Christmas Elves” – Episode Title Reveal

    1:00 – Original Christmas Song Cold Open

    2:00 – Welcome to the Festive Special

    2:34 – Canada Post’s “Write to Santa” Program Explained

    3:13 – How Volunteers Personalize Santa’s Letters

    4:39 – A Rogue Elf Appears: Obscene Letters to Kids

    5:54 – Reading the Infamous Santa Letter

    8:44 – A Child Loses Faith in Santa

    9:21 – Is the Santa Myth Economically Unfair?

    11:49 – Santa, Parents, and the Cost of Christmas Magic

    13:12 – Canada Post’s Crisis Mode: ‘Very, Very Serious’

    13:40 – Program Suspended – A ‘24’-Style 48-Hour Hunt

    14:22 – New Safeguards & “Save Santa” Campaign

    16:31 – CBC Report: Canada Post Finds the Rogue Elves

    17:08 – Twist: The Culprits Were Minors

    18:24 – Rhys’ Netflix-Worthy Kid Heist Movie Pitch

    21:36 – Overreaction or Charming Protectiveness?

    23:11 – Mystery Solved: Just Kids Messing Around

    23:41 – “Kid Heist” as a Movie Concept

    25:10 – Reflecting on 2025 & Trudeau/Katy Perry Gag

    26:01 – Jesse Leaves Halifax & Plans South America Travels

    28:37 – Sleeper Buses and Budget Travel Dreams

    28:59 – Thank You, Listeners – Nearing 500 Episodes

    29:22 – SpeakPipe Call for Messages

    30:26 – YouTube & Spotify Comments, Listener Love

    31:27 – Jesse’s Nightmare Roommates & Party House

    33:20 – Finally Living Alone & Less Stressed

    34:39 – The Old House, Halifax Explosion & Brothel Rumours

    35:16 – Sign-Off: Christmas Wishes & Family Tolerance

    36:29 – Musical Outro – Festive Canada Is Boring Song

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    38 mins
  • The Universal Ostrych Affair
    Dec 8 2025

    Join hosts Rhys and Jesse as they dive into one of Canada’s wildest headlines: the ostrich farm saga! When bird flu hits a BC farm, government agencies, courts, and a whirlwind of online activists get involved in a controversy that's part public health crisis, part property rights battle, and all-out spectacle. Expect sharp commentary, hilarious asides, political twists, and impassioned protests.


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    This podcast is hosted two idiots and created purely for entertainment purposes. By accessing this Podcast, I acknowledge that the CIB Podcast makes no warranty, guarantee, or representation as to the accuracy or sufficiency of the information featured in this Podcast. The information, opinions presented in this Podcast are for general entertainment and humor only and any reliance on the information provided in this Podcast is done at your own risk. However, if we get it badly wrong and you wish to suggest a correction, please email canadianpoliticsisboring@gmail.com

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    41 mins
  • Chris The Dude Who Does Stuff (Premium)
    Dec 1 2025

    In this explosive episode of Canada Is Boring, we dive into the political earthquake shaking Ottawa and Nova Scotia as MP Chris d’Entremont crosses the floor from the Conservative Party to the Liberals.


    The longtime Acadie–Annapolis MP, known for his strong local voter loyalty, stunned Parliament by announcing his decision immediately after the federal budget was tabled — a move that has triggered allegations, backlash, and deep questions about the leadership tone of Pierre Poilievre’s Conservative Party.

    D’Entremont reveals he barely held his seat in the recent election — not because of national momentum, but because of his personal brand and decades of local trust. He says many lifelong Conservative supporters told him they could no longer vote for him under Poilievre’s leadership style, forcing him to distance his campaign from the party leader during the election.


    The tipping point?


    A dramatic confrontation where Conservative House Leader Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin allegedly barged into his office, yelled at him, and accused him of being a “snake.” D’Entremont says the incident “sealed the deal” on his decision to join Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberals, describing a culture of negativity, toxic behaviour, and a party that felt “more like a frat house than a serious political organization.”

    The Conservatives deny the allegations — calling d’Entremont a liar, insisting the meeting was calm, and accusing him of turning his back on voters.

    Meanwhile, internal turmoil continues, with Edmonton MP Matt Jeneroux resigning days later and reports of senior party strategists scrambling to prevent more defections.


    From accusations of chaos inside the Conservative caucus, to the MP being booed at a Remembrance Day service, to the wider questions about leadership, tone, and political loyalty — this episode breaks down everything Canadians are arguing about.

    Floor crossing. Leadership battles. Nova Scotia politics. Party culture wars. Loyalty versus survival.


    This is Canadian politics at its pettiest, messiest, and most fascinating.


    All our links:

    https://bio.to/canboring


    This podcast is hosted two idiots and created purely for entertainment purposes. By accessing this Podcast, I acknowledge that the CIB Podcast makes no warranty, guarantee, or representation as to the accuracy or sufficiency of the information featured in this Podcast. The information, opinions presented in this Podcast are for general entertainment and humor only and any reliance on the information provided in this Podcast is done at your own risk. However, if we get it badly wrong and you wish to suggest a correction, please email canadianpoliticsisboring@gmail.com

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    11 mins
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