Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Jessica Alba, aka Honey, aka the woman who made us think we (two white, extremely uncoordinated teenagers) could or should do hiphop.

From building her own (controversial) business, to making movies (flops) to being so beautiful people literally pay to look like her, we unpack the life and crimes of Jessica.

Do the charges fit the crimes? How many Honey's is too many? You decide.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Aubrey (yes that's his real name) Drake Graham is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor who has released such bangers as Take Care, Started From The Bottom, Hotline Bling and so on.

More recently though, he has spent his time making diss tracks about Kendrick Lamar and we have some thoughts...

His crimes include weird stuff with young girls, secret children and making the sort of music that a sexually inexperienced man will play to 'set the mood'.

So do the charges match the crime? And is it illegal to make too many confusing diss tracks? You decide.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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According to Wikipedia, Kanye (Ye) West is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer and the subject of widespread controversy. (Which almost feels like an understatement)

This episode we welcome Ye to the Cancelled courtroom. Did we cover EVERY controversial thing this man has done? Absolutely not, it would take far too long and quite frankly it's the job for a real courtroom... but we have focused on the type of crimes the Cancelled courtroom is equiped for.

These crimes include, stupid lyrics, passing rags off as expensive clothing garments, and storming the stage of multiple award show.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

Want to hear more about the Kanye x Adidas controversy?
Here's a really great podcast on it.

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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