• Not Enough Babies
    May 19 2024
    Remember those doomsday predictions about human population numbers spelling the end for Civilization As We Know It? It’s starting to look like they were right for the wrong reason: the world is facing not a baby boom but a planet-wide BABY BUST, the dire consequences of which are only now beginning to become apparent. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    16 mins
  • Your Graduation Has Been Cancelled
    May 16 2024
    It’s easy for those of us who graduated (or at least attended) a college or university in more civilized times to look at the nationwide pro-Hamas demonstrations and simply say that the devil can take everyone on campus. But the huge majority of students attending these hotbeds of insanity have nothing to do with the violence and mayhem… although the violence and mayhem has something to do with THEM. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    16 mins
  • Disney Shareholder Report: Damn Near Criminal
    May 14 2024
    Disney has spent enormous amounts of time and money in order to ruin what was arguably the most beloved brand in the history of entertainment. Now Steve Green brings us a report that Disney not only miraculously managed to LOSE MONEY on STAR WARS: they also shaded the numbers in their financial reports. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    17 mins
  • SpaceX vs Boeing
    May 11 2024
    The first manned spaceflight of Boeing’s Starliner capsule was scrubbed due to a defective valve. But looking at it on the pad, it’s hard to avoid getting a distinctly 20th Century vibe. The SpaceX Dragon capsule, meanwhile, looks like it’s from the future. So the question isn’t whether or not the Strainer will succeed; the question is whether or not it DESERVES to succeed.
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    18 mins
  • Squelching Campus Unrest National Champions!
    May 7 2024
    Bill’s Alma Mater, the University of Florida, has taken a decidedly anti-Columbia stance toward the wave of campus unrest spreading across the nation. It has issued a clearly-worded memorandum of what will and will not be tolerated, and best of all — mirabile dictu! — it has real teeth when it comes to enforcement: a THREE YEAR SUSPENSION for students and IMMEDIATE TERMINATION for prog-fessors! Who knew restoring order could be so easy… except for every conservative in the country, obviously? Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    14 mins
  • Progressive Porn Propaganda
    May 5 2024
    Have they hit bottom yet? Nah, not by a long shot. Unhappy with their limited success at turning Thanksgiving and Christmas into Liberal Hectoring Sessions, the Biden administration has decided to try and co-opt Only Fans camgirls to help spread The Miracle of Bidenomics message, with results ranging from the pathetic to the hilarious. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    11 mins
  • Personal Preference or Illegal Discrimination?
    May 2 2024
    All people of conscience can agree that legally discriminating against someone based on their skin color is morally wrong — that’s why it’s against the law. But what about private discrimination? For example, does a 501(c)(3) have a right to distribute private donations based on race? Scott Ott has the details. Join our crack team of elite anti-elitists by becoming a member or making a one-time donation right here: https://billwhittle.com/register/
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    16 mins