Episodes

  • Funniest Movie Lines, Part 1
    May 2 2024

    Enjoy these funny movie lines and let us know how you think they rank! Join us for round 1 of this deep, 2-round discussion!

    What are your favorite funny movie lines?

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    Beer Thursday: A Humorous Dive into Movie History

    In this round of Beer Thursday, the hosts engage in a lively and humorous discussion about the 30 funniest movie lines of all time, based on an article they found.

    They debate and share their thoughts on whether they agree with the selections, highlighting famous lines from films like Dr. Strangelove, Blazing Saddles, The Jerk, Airplane, and The Big Lebowski, among others.

    Alongside analyzing each line's comedic value, they recount personal anecdotes, explain the context behind the quotes, and occasionally sidetrack into amusing digressions on related topics such as the meaning of 'merkin.'

    The round is filled with laughter, improvised jokes, and a mutual appreciation for cinematic humor, all culminating in a promise for a part two continuation.

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    18 mins
  • Do Vampires Suck or What? (They certainly don't sparkle!)
    Apr 25 2024

    Join your evil-destorying heroes as the dive into the wide world of vampires!

    Send us a voicemail and let us know what you think!

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    In this spontaneous round of Beer Thursday, we dive into an impromptu discussion on vampires.

    We cover various vampire-related topics, including favorite vampire characters and movies, from the iconic Count Dracula to Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and films like "Interview with the Vampire" and "The Lost Boys."

    The conversation veers in various directions, discussing vampire lore in TV shows, movies, and books, touching on the nuances of vampire mythology, and sharing personal preferences and amusing anecdotes about vampires.

    The round also explores the concept of real-life vampires, scrutinizes vampire-themed movies like "Renfield" and "From Dusk Till Dawn," and debates the prowess of vampires versus werewolves and other hypothetical battles.

    Wrapping up with a quirky toast delivered in a podcast tradition and a call for listeners to engage more with their content, this episode of Beer Thursday offers a lighthearted and entertaining take on the vampire genre.

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    29 mins
  • Do These Archie Bunker Quotes Hold Up?
    Apr 18 2024

    Sit back and relax and be real offended by the Archie Bunker quotes we didn't use on this round of Beer Thursday! Also, laugh some!

    What are your favorite Archie Bunker quotes?

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    Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round.

    In this round of 'Beer Thursday,' the hosts explore the humor of Archie Bunker through a selection of quotes, reflecting on their initial impact and the modern perception of such humor.

    They discuss various memorable quotes from the character, opining that while some seem less humorous upon reflection, others retain their wit. They also assess the cultural and societal changes that might affect the reception of 'All in the Family' today, suggesting that the show’s straightforward approach to satirizing bigotry might not be as readily accepted in the current climate.

    Additionally, the hosts touch on the significance of understanding satire within the context of 'Blazing Saddles' and 'The Neighborhood,' emphasizing the potential for comedy to broach serious topics like racism.

    The episode concludes with a candid acknowledgment of their expectations versus the reality of revisiting Archie Bunker's humor, humorously suggesting the possibility of canceling themselves after an episode that didn't meet their standard for entertainment.

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    13 mins
  • An Evening With Kevin Von Erich
    Apr 11 2024

    Here the exciting tale of Tim finally meeting one of our childhood heroes!

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    Here's what our house elf, Artie, says about this round.


    In this round of Beer Thursday, we are joined by our special guest, Tim, who shares his exhilarating experience of meeting his favorite wrestler, Kevin Von Erich. The event unfolded at a meet-and-greet held at Will Rogers Auditorium in Fort Worth, TX, where Tim, along with Shayne and Jay, had the chance to not only meet Kevin Von Erich but also witness him perform the iconic Iron Claw on Tim- fulfilling a lifelong dream of Tim's.

    The episode also touches on wrestling memories, the significance of meeting childhood heroes, and the authenticity of wrestling moves. Additionally, discussions ensue about inaccuracies in movies based on true stories, explicitly addressing the depiction of the Von Erich family. The hosts conclude with a toast to meeting heroes and encourage listeners to support their show through Patreon.

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    23 mins
  • Does Jay Even Like Yellowstone?
    Mar 28 2024

    Saddle up, pardners! We’re gonna make you an offer you cain’t refuse! Jay finally watched Yellowstone! We’re going to find out if he likes it, why he hates it, who his favorite characters are, and how it reminds him of the old tv show Dallas.

    What do you think of the TV show "Yellowstone?"

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    Deep Dive into Yellowstone and More: Fan Favorites and Spinoffs

    In this Beer Thursday Extravaganza round, the brave hosts humorously discuss the TV show Yellowstone, comparing it to classic series like "Dallas," and dubbing it the "Cowboy Godfather." They explore character dynamics, particularly highlighting the complex relationships and moral ambiguities within the Dutton family and their adversaries. The conversation extends to admiration for Kevin Costner's performance, the significance of the modern Western genre, and the show's impact on their personal music playlists. Additionally, they touch upon upcoming spinoffs and other works by Taylor Sheridan, including Tulsa King, and share personal anecdotes related to the themes of the shows discussed. The episode includes a whimsical toast and an invitation for listener engagement.

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    26 mins
  • WWBTD? [What Would Beer Thursday Do?]
    Mar 21 2024

    In a rare serious conversation about a serious topic, our brave do-gooders of do-goody-goodiness, discuss a few scenarios and decide whether or not they would do the right thing.

    What would you do in these situations?

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    Here's what our house elf, Artie, says about this episode.

    In this round of Beer Thursday, the hosts engage in deep discussions about scenarios that challenge one's ethics and willingness to help others. They explore various situations, such as how to assist somebody in distress, the challenges of dealing with homelessness, and the ethical considerations of helping someone directly versus the potential of enabling harmful behaviors. Additionally, they discuss the importance of standing up for others in scenarios of discrimination or unfair treatment, like job interviews where appearance may unjustly affect someone's employment prospects. The conversation also delves into personal experiences and thoughts on the importance of actions and intentions in helping others, highlighting scenarios from the "What Would You Do?" TV show as examples for their discussions.

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    26 mins
  • Do Sasquatch Exit? [A Hairy Tale]
    Mar 14 2024

    In a world where large, upright creatures with large feet can’t catch a break–I mean, you’ve got some people who don’t even believe they exist and others that won’t leave them the heck alone!--our 3 heroes of make-believiness give our hairy friend his due.

    Do you believe Sasquatch exist?

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    Here's what our house elf, Artie, says about this episode.

    This round of Beer Thursday features hosts Shayne and Jay alongside a guest referred to humorously as 'Tim, the bringer of peace and goodness.' The trio embarks on a lighthearted and somewhat inebriated discussion about the existence of Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, exploring its various names, speculated origins, and its portrayal in folklore across different cultures. The conversation veers through a series of tangents, including brief mentions of other mythical creatures, personal anecdotes, and playful banter about whether such beings could exist. They touch on the role of technology in tracking Sasquatch, question the believability of claimed sightings, and humorously speculate on the creature's impact on society, including a joking suggestion that Sasquatch might be running the government. The round concludes with the hosts inviting listener engagement, albeit in a self-deprecating manner.

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    23 mins
  • Creative Cussing: Part 3 [Repaired for our pleasure!]
    Mar 8 2024

    Watch your mouth! We earn that “Explicit” tag with this one. (Again) We’ve got more creative phrases to work your offense and outrage muscles. Tune in and cuss your way to laughs!

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    Creative Cussing - The Australian Edition

    In the third part of the 'creative cussing' series, the hosts share a list of humorous and eccentric curses formulated by an Australian wife. The conversation quickly turns into an amusing discussion on colorful cussing, supported by anecdotes and interpretations. The hosts touch upon cultural differences in cussing between countries like the U.K., Australia, and the U.S. and how certain curse words might not be perceived as offensive in different cultures. They also enjoy a humor-enhanced conversation around TV shows like Game of Thrones and Yellowstone and invite listeners to share their own iterations of creative cussing for future broadcasts.

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    17 mins