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no wonder jigs are always so stinky, gotta carry a pocket full of slop to lure the pigs

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you think when a chinese guy goes to the optometrist they just pry his eyes open a bit and call it a day?

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my dog got cancer in his balls so i have to jack him off constantly or he'll die dude it's doctor's orders stop looking at me like that

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had to fight through a bunch of desync issues during editing so hopefully it sounds halfway alright

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