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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 350: Reviews of Popsicles

    350: Reviews of Popsicles
    Aug 13 2025

    To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy


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    Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer


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    58 m
  • 349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx

    349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx
    Aug 6 2025

    This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.


    Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠


    Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour


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    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store


    Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer


    Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet


    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy


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    59 m
  • 348: Reviews of Banned Books

    348: Reviews of Banned Books
    Jul 30 2025

    Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠


    Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour


    Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy


    We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store


    Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer


    Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet


    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy


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    1 h y 8 m

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I am feeling very represented lol. I don’t write reviews often but I love this show and this episode made me feel a little extra special haha. I just returned from a weekend trip there yesterday

Loved the Toms River review! I went to highschool there

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not related but my grandma's name was Leona we called her Noni (No nee) she was the best.. Bat shit crazy but awesome.

I love you guys ... I wish I liked my siblings.

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You both are naturals. I LOVE this podcast and Christine’s other podcast “And that’s why we drink”

So funny!

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Sometimes, you just need to hear humor. This delivered! Yay! love ATW podcast, but this is for everyone! Thanks!!!

I would love to give this a one star review

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Xandy and Christine are AGENTS OF SATAN! they definitely kick it with Beelzebub, Behemoth, and Belial (so does stinky boy).

as per recent request

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I NEVER write reviews ;)
But when Christine read that unhinged Disney review with the music box track playing, I laughed so damn hard I started to cry and had to pause the episode because I was driving and didn't want to drive off the road. I am cackling now just thinking about it. Amazing. Thank you guys for getting through my commute.

Crying!

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Truly hilarious. I listen to this nightly in the Mojave desert and always enjoy.

Love this show

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