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Audio Arcana Podcast

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  • Summary

  • Do you have strong opinions on how you would fix classic rock ‘n’ roll radio? Can you immediately describe, in detail, the worst record buying experience you have ever suffered? Do you and friends debate the pros and cons of collecting bootleg LPs? Do you meticulously curate your own Halloween playlist every year? Can you instantly name the first person you would remove from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the artist you would replace them with? If we gave you a $100.00 budget, could you immediately say what LP you would buy? Which pressing? Which color of vinyl? Of course you can’t/don’t. Normal people don’t bother with this level of minutiae. Chris and Matt, your hosts of the Audio Arcana Podcast, are not normal people. They spend a good deal of time discussing all those topics and a great deal more. Come join them every two weeks to find out what nonsense they are discussing, mocking, and obsessing over concerning music, artists, and collecting.
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Episodes
  • The Evil Powers of Rock 'n' Roll
    Jul 29 2022

    "And ohhh, my soul, they got a hold on me, the evil powers of rock 'n' roll!" -The Evil Powers of Rock 'n' Roll by The Supersuckers

    Chris almost put the lyrics from Metallica's Sad but True as the introduction to this episode, but then he remembered how many times he referenced "the evil powers of Rock 'n' Roll" during the recording. If Chris is going to rip off people cooler than him, he's going whole hog in ripping off people cooler than him, and the Supersuckers are much cooler than Chris. The Supersuckers are much cooler than most people.

    From Link Wray's Rumble to Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven to Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast to NWA's Straight Outta Compton, there has been a long history of society being terrified of certain forms of music, and during the 1980s, things got really weird. This had a very distinct effect on Chris and Matt during their formative years.

    40 years later (Christ, we're old...), they're going to address this age-old question, "Does aggressive music create aggressive people?" Come listen to Chris and Matt discuss examples of 1980s media and their sensationalized reporting, the PMRC (Really, PMRC? Sheena Easton was that terrifying to you?), and at no additional charge to you, the listener, they'll reference multiple scientific studies that have directly addressed this issue over the years. Just like they always do, they'll wrap everything up with their half-baked opinions on the topic. 

    Thank you so much for listening, and Chris and Matt hope you enjoy this episode!

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    57 mins
  • Gonna Have A Breakdown
    Jul 8 2022

    "Shakin', sweatin', feelin' bad (Anxiety), I feel like I'm going mad (Anxiety)" Breakdown by The Recoils

    These lyrics? They just work out perfectly for this episode. Read on and find out why...

    First, Chris made an anxiety inducing choice for this episode's first topic. It's bad, so bad. Chris decided that himself and Matt would check in on what's new, exciting, and popular in the Metal Community. And what's the worst way they could go about checking in with what's new, exciting, and popular in the Metal Community? They went to Spotify's Top Metal category and listened to the Top 5 metal songs. Now, it's not all bad, but when it's bad, it's so bad. Come listen to Chris' and Matt's very vocal opinions about the Top 5 metal songs. (Side note: Meryl Streep is the actress Chris couldn't remember. Meryl Streep is amazing.)

    Second, just when you think Chris couldn't possibly be any dumber, he goes and purchases the new Recoils single, and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF! This single, Breakdown b/w Grifter just destroys, and Chris and Matt are going to talk at length what their honest thoughts were upon hearing it. You people were warned...

    Thank you so much for listening, and Chris apologizes in advance if you click on certain links below.  (LISTEN TO THE RECOILS). We hope you enjoy the episode, and we'll have something else to rant on about in another two weeks. 

    The Recoils Bandcamp:  https://therecoilsfuck.bandcamp.com/album/breakdown

    The Recoils Breakdown: https://youtu.be/FvAKfhTdvxc

    In Flames State of Slow Decay: https://youtu.be/goddrM-QozI

    Parkway Drive Glitch: https://youtu.be/bG9Cnh_Orkc

    Lamb of God Nevermore: https://youtu.be/SnEXcv0YJQA

    The Devil Wears Prada Salt: https://youtu.be/9ldQAuWzIxY

    Stratovarius Survive: https://youtu.be/deL5dM9csNc

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    55 mins
  • How To Behave And Why
    Jun 24 2022

    "Under the world I wait for my fate. My soul is wasting beneath my blissful haze. My time of aging, wonder when I'll die. But when my time will come, I will know the reason why." Bury Me In Smoke by Down

    I think Phil Anselmo might need to put down the bong, get out of the house, and go pet a kitten or something, but hey, at least he gives us some great damn songs.

    Ever the giving souls that they are, your ne'er do well Audio Arcana hosts cram two episodes worth of podcasting into a single episode, just for you. In this episode you'll not only get to hear all about their adventures going to see Down play live at the Buckhead Theater on 05-20-22, they will flawlessly segue into how you should behave at concerts and why. Well, Matt manages to pull off a flawless segue. Chris, who ruins everything, had to do his separately at the end of the episode because he didn't plan ahead, and then he proceeds to go on a rant.

    Thank you so much for listening, and we hope you enjoy the episode.

    Stevie Tombstone BandCamp Page: https://stevietombstone.bandcamp.com/

    The Recoils BandCamp Page: The Recoils (bandcamp.com)

    Ghost and Mastodon Tour 2022: https://ghost-official.com/#tour

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    51 mins

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