An Ancient Crime is Sweeping Austin

“Why do some holiday commercials spark more anger than joy—and what does that say about the season ahead?” In this lively episode of The JB and Sandy Show, hosts JB and Sandy dive headfirst into the chaos and quirks of the holiday season, joined by Sandy’s wife, Tricia, whose candid reactions to a certain Amazon commercial set the tone for a hilarious and relatable discussion. From the “meemaws” sledding down the hill to the early onset of Christmas celebrations, the trio explores why some traditions—and advertisements—can push us over the edge before December even begins. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as JB and Sandy reminisce about classic colognes, celebrity endorsements, and the psychology behind scent and memory. Tricia shares, “All you need for me is Drakkar. Old school Drakkar. She’s hanging on there. 1988. With everything she’s got,” sparking laughter and memories of simpler times. The hosts debate the merits of magazine fragrance samples versus TV ads, and Tricia weighs in on what really matters when choosing a cologne. But the episode isn’t all lighthearted banter. The hosts tackle a serious issue gripping Austin: the rise of pickpocketing during the holiday rush. Drawing on personal stories and expert advice, they reveal clever tricks used by thieves—from the infamous “baby toss” distraction to the classic café phone snatch. JB recounts, “They’ll walk up to people at a cafe…hold a map over your phone, then reach down and pick it up under the paper. Slick.” The discussion is packed with practical tips to keep your valuables safe and stories of locals fighting back, including a memorable tale of a tourist who took justice into her own hands.

Other highlights include:

• The futuristic (and pricey) Japanese human washing machine—would you pay $400,000 for the ultimate clean?
• The changing face of Austin’s nightlife, bachelorette parties, and the “woo girls” phenomenon.
• The debate over ditching wallets for Apple Pay, and Sandy’s bold declaration: “I’m also gonna try to start going without underwear. No, let’s keep that tight. Come on.”

With humor, heart, and a dash of holiday angst, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the joys and frustrations of December. Whether you’re searching for the perfect cologne, dodging pickpockets, or just trying to survive the season, JB, Sandy, and Tricia deliver insights and laughs that will keep you coming back for more.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “All you need for me is Drakkar. Old school Drakkar. She’s hanging on there. 1988. With everything she’s got.”
• “They’ll throw a baby at you…and next thing you know, all your stuff is gone. But then you got their baby.”
• “I’m also gonna try to start going without underwear. No, let’s keep that tight. Come on.”

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