On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup.

Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - https://youtu.be/R4W9KP3eXpk

"What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - https://youtu.be/e5i2HJr8-pA

"Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - https://youtu.be/EmqYwJblL6w

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing

This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette.

Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross.

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Contains clips from :

"Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355

"2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/6421

" NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7Re58nHCw&t=327s

Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : https://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.

Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling

This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles.

Confused? So are we!

Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO

Theme song performed by Kill Hamster (https://soundcloud.com/killhamster/) and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads (https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com/)

Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show.

Contains clips from :

"Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - https://youtu.be/kQmPMZeN7JQ

Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed.

Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.