140 - After Obama

The legacy lives on, and we continue our bombs. Does anyone have a healthcare, these days? One smidge of healthcare to place atop your withering skeleton as the ice cream melts and candy wrappers stick against the leather seats of your newly washed car. To be American! To be a freshly showered hog, glistening in the beating sun as ribbons adorn your pink chest! We will live for a thousand (60) years! Undetermined by time itself, replaced by machines of gold. Eating bucket after bucket of Doritos and never gain weight. In fact, quite the opposite. We will be skinny forever!