This episode pretty much has it all - unintentional cannibalism, stupid criminals, plasic surgery gone wrong, and an attack with hot grits! Where else could you possibly get a mix of stories like this?

Check out the NWB Youtube channel HERE to see video short takes. Think single news stories that are maybe about 2 minutes or so. Also, full episodes are released there in audio-only format. I'm also experimenting with posting these short takes on Clapper and TikTok to see how engagement goes with each of those spots. Check out @newswithbill on Clapper and @cigarbill on TikTok, or you can search for the #newswithbill hashtag on either one.

Today's stories:

• Chinese Serial Killer Sold Delicious Ostrich Meat
• Drunk Man Reported Missing Joins Search Party for Himself
• Adult Film Actress with Backyard Butt Implants
• Man Gets Insurance Payout after Centipede Bites his Nether Regions
• Woman in Custody for Abandoning Burning Car While Naked
• Boston High School Forced to Use Party Bus with Stripper Pole
• Man Arrested After Robbing Same Bank for Second Time in 3 Days
• New Jersey Serial Killer Sentenced to 160 Years in Prison
• Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended
• Man Staged His Murder Victim at Walmart
• Man Sues Psychic Over Ex-girlfriend's Curse
• Metal Nails and Screws Removed from Man’s Stomach
• Woman Charged With Felonious Grits Attack
• Man Uses Sign as a Weapon

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