Coach-fest requires fairy wings; green lit tv pitch for off color joke; throwing shit in Niagra Falls; transdimensional dog shit; shitting to avoid vaxx talk; wide receivers celebrate with wrong guy.

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Travis Kelce kid won’t lift shirt; in-and-Out drive-on line takes over society; Blur not happy, band not guaranteed crowd will know lyrics; the Fire Twins hate the Water Twins act; Sarah Huckabee Sanders fancy lectern; AI author steals Paul’s book; forgetting how to vote; AAU basketball dads fight over definition of “carry” on Wikipedia page.

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Colton D, Jon G, John G, Matty B, and Brett M try “focus” gummies, Ozempic weed, microphone bongs, VR improv class, butterfly knives, black divers, black hole sun, all while avoiding the Boeing 737 buzzkill because “there’s always an eclipse somewhere.” They also take listener phone calls to talk about the secret i4h missing scene.

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March Madness continues with Iowa fans taking home court advantage too far; Boeing 737’s have a great deal for passengers; Indiana Jones motel room; humiliation by French teens on gap year at Grand Canyon.

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Sidney Besser returns to the show to recap Twist & Shout on True Detective; future of AI music; distraction techniques for avoiding fights; getting Glenda Good-witched; importance of knowing lover’s middle name; and the Family Feud judges take over!

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SXSW tech heads suggest life prolonging methods with questionable ethics; peanut butter allergy denier; knife salesman demonstration; and testing whether or not A.I. can answer emotional questions; plus a TIME BOMB!

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Willie Wonka immersive goes wrong, Oompa Loompa pissed; Hollywood is dead, but scrolling stories rules; skipping the boring parts of songs; kicked out of “Night Swim” at intermission before night or swim.

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Poster artists for NO VALUES festival stubborn about pixilating mystery band; Pam reveals she is a regular person and has to pass state board hair stylist exam; don’t be a imposter GEN Xer in the Loge seats; positive weather reporter from the “asshole of the world”.

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