Ziegfeld Zaggar, Quantum Detective & the Dirty Rotten, Sarcastic Multiverse

By: Greg Montego

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins

Publisher's summary

"Fun, fun, fun! Like the love child of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett!"

Man plans, the Multiverse laughs!

"It's like that book about anti-gravity. You can't put it down."

"A story 14 billion years in the making!"

"Finally, a treatment for readers suffering "Dirk Gently or Hitchhiker's Guide withdrawal!"

"Not only is this case stranger than we imagine, it's stranger than we can imagine."

No other detective is quite like Dr. Ziegfeld Zaggar, Quantum Detective -- and that's probably for the best. Zaggar and his reluctant, obsessively linear-thinking sidekick, Jack Robbins, investigate the murder of tech genius, Roger Mason, a death they realize may lead to far more inconvenient consequences-- the accelerated entropy of the Multiverse that will end in.... well the end of everything.

Starting on a NYC subway train, the mismatched duo will end up traveling to some very strange places indeed. Along the way, they'll hook up with the ravishing (how could she not be?) agent from the CIA's Quantum Division, Irene Adler (who else did you expect?), interrogate a variety of unusual suspects (to say the least!), track down the elusive and ageless Mr. Anansi at the even more elusive Magic Theater -- where Zaggar is a persona non grata, due to past transgressions -- and navigate through strange and perilous parallel universes, where it seems like something of immense power is obstructing their progress. For the Multiverse is a dirty rotten, sarcastic trickster, and that has made a certain someone a little bit crazy -- and very, very angry...

Note: No detectives, agents, physicists, snarks or boojums were actually harmed in the writing of this book. Jack Robbins, however, was not only embarrassed, harassed and traumatized, but will never be able to look at a fortune cookie, his suitcase, or certain snack foods the same way again. Oh, and he may have died a little. Irene broke a nail and seems to have attained enlightenment. The self-aware Mulitverse laughed!

With apologies to Douglas Adams, Dr. Who, Arthur Conan Doyle, Lewis Carroll, Hermann Hesse, Albert Einstein, Werner Heisenberg, Brian Greene, Michael Talbot, various Amazon shamans, Nootropic developers, and a host of others, not necessarily in that order.

About the author: Greg Montego is a so-called "consciousness engineer" who circles the globe like an orbiting electron, so you can never know who he is and where he is at the same time. But people say he's been observed in Cern, Switzerland, New York City and surfing the big waves of Hawaii simultaneously. So what's up with that? He holds advanced degrees in "Lucid Looking" and "Paradox Peeking" from the Institute of 20/20 Hindsight, but for some inexplicable reason has never been asked to speak at, or even attend, a TED Talk, a CHARLIE CHAT, a Betty Babble, or even a GARY Gab. So what's up with that?

Insanity

A complete waste of time. The author should be ashamed of this and checked for insanity and the editor/publisher should lose his license for inflicting crap like this on an unsuspecting public.