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Publisher's Summary

You Jizz, I Squirt is the hottest erotic collection for your listening pleasure. Buy now the erotic present you deserve!

©2020 Magda Red (P)2020 Magda Red
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

What listeners say about You Jizz, I Squirt: The Hottest Erotic Collection at Your Fingertips

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No feeling

Could get past the narrator's almost robotic voice with no feelings. Very monotone without psssion.

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I really prefer this audiobook

I leaned so many effective things from this book. I was actually amazed by seeing how many important suggestions gathered in such a beautiful book.

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painful to listen to!

The stories are eh, the vocal performances are absolutely horrendous! I can't even believe that someone approved of the people speaking. Wow.......

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You should definitely listen this audiobook

This audio book is a detail guide to taboo sex stories and Erotic sex stories are sexually satisfied. There are given different tips for a successful sex.This definitely in my top listeners . Thank you for decorated this amazing, wonderful masterpiece.

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boring and read in monotone voice

super boring and read in snoring monotone voice
boring af and read in monotone dead voice

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very dry voice actor. just can't listen to it. so

very dry voice actor. just can't listen to it. so so so dry. not good

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Garbage.

Worst in a long time. Just bad. Bad stories read to you by your grandmother.

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Waste of time

Corny, not erotic at all. My high school boyfriend turned me on more than these stories.

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Loved this one!

Loved this one! Quick and naughty. Very erotic and steamy listening.This audio book of hot stories is fantastic!All of the stories are really incredible. I liked all of them. Thanks.



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The audiobook exceeded my Expectations

This is a nice variety of sex stories that will peak your interest. There is something for everyone, and I'm sure you will find your own favorite. I enjoyed listening this audio book, and it was just spicy enough.

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  • Liam
  • 01-17-21

awful

the first story involves Shitting in someone's mouth... put me right off.. it's just awful.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-30-21

Hilarious!

The funniest stories I’ve ever heard! I laughed through the entire thing!

Yeah, I know. It’s a collection of erotic stories meant to get people turned on, but I couldn’t help it! The stories were so cliche but the twists were funny af!

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  • Andrew
  • 09-19-21

I listened to it all and regretted it.

Let's start with the stories, they are for the most part short some only a few minutes and a few long the 20 minutes. they're poorly written lacking details for example what their thinking what they feeling and even names, yep loads of stories with no character names.
Others were so strange and random you wounded why anyone would put it in this collection.
And then there's the repetition in the stories where words like daddy and tail (odd name for a penis) used far too much and even 1 story used the word "show" like 50 times in 5 minutes and then there's the smoking ones where nothing happens but smoking a cigarette.

I really believe the narrator hated read this, not much to say I didn't like it either.

If you like poorly written stories read in a dead tone and down for some mind numbing torcher then this is the one for you.

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  • Julius Minguillan
  • 02-23-22

Sample voice is different

Sample voice is different from the actual narrator.

Could be sexy for others, could be not.

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