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You Jizz, I Squirt: The Hottest Erotic Collection at Your Fingertips
- Kill Bad Thoughts and Stress Cuddled by Hot Young Girls | Raunchy MILFs | Femdom | BDSM | First Time Lesbian | Hard Anal Sex...
- Narrated by: Erotica Bedtime Stories for Adults, Tantric Positions for Couples
- Length: 27 hrs and 48 mins
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- G. Klisch
- 01-04-21
No feeling
Could get past the narrator's almost robotic voice with no feelings. Very monotone without psssion.
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- Aaron Dawson
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I really prefer this audiobook
I leaned so many effective things from this book. I was actually amazed by seeing how many important suggestions gathered in such a beautiful book.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Dean T.
- 03-03-21
painful to listen to!
The stories are eh, the vocal performances are absolutely horrendous! I can't even believe that someone approved of the people speaking. Wow.......
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Jason Wilkerson
- 01-07-21
You should definitely listen this audiobook
This audio book is a detail guide to taboo sex stories and Erotic sex stories are sexually satisfied. There are given different tips for a successful sex.This definitely in my top listeners . Thank you for decorated this amazing, wonderful masterpiece.
9 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- Guyla
- 02-20-21
boring and read in monotone voice
super boring and read in snoring monotone voice
boring af and read in monotone dead voice
8 people found this helpful
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- David Callender
- 03-17-21
very dry voice actor. just can't listen to it. so
very dry voice actor. just can't listen to it. so so so dry. not good
6 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- Nick hyter
- 02-15-21
Garbage.
Worst in a long time. Just bad. Bad stories read to you by your grandmother.
6 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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- Tanya Seaman
- 04-13-21
Waste of time
Corny, not erotic at all. My high school boyfriend turned me on more than these stories.
5 people found this helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Nathan Williamson
- 01-18-21
Loved this one!
Loved this one! Quick and naughty. Very erotic and steamy listening.This audio book of hot stories is fantastic!All of the stories are really incredible. I liked all of them. Thanks.
5 people found this helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Benjamin Ross
- 01-18-21
The audiobook exceeded my Expectations
This is a nice variety of sex stories that will peak your interest. There is something for everyone, and I'm sure you will find your own favorite. I enjoyed listening this audio book, and it was just spicy enough.
4 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance1 out of 5 stars
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Story1 out of 5 stars
- Liam
- 01-17-21
awful
the first story involves Shitting in someone's mouth... put me right off.. it's just awful.
5 people found this helpful
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance2 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 11-30-21
Hilarious!
The funniest stories I’ve ever heard! I laughed through the entire thing!
Yeah, I know. It’s a collection of erotic stories meant to get people turned on, but I couldn’t help it! The stories were so cliche but the twists were funny af!
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance2 out of 5 stars
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Story1 out of 5 stars
- Andrew
- 09-19-21
I listened to it all and regretted it.
Let's start with the stories, they are for the most part short some only a few minutes and a few long the 20 minutes. they're poorly written lacking details for example what their thinking what they feeling and even names, yep loads of stories with no character names.
Others were so strange and random you wounded why anyone would put it in this collection.
And then there's the repetition in the stories where words like daddy and tail (odd name for a penis) used far too much and even 1 story used the word "show" like 50 times in 5 minutes and then there's the smoking ones where nothing happens but smoking a cigarette.
I really believe the narrator hated read this, not much to say I didn't like it either.
If you like poorly written stories read in a dead tone and down for some mind numbing torcher then this is the one for you.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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- Julius Minguillan
- 02-23-22
Sample voice is different
Sample voice is different from the actual narrator.
Could be sexy for others, could be not.
Hope this helps.
