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You Cannot Be Sirius!

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You Cannot Be Sirius!

By: Greg Hansen
Narrated by: Alan Bruun
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John Walker had a surprise in mind for his wife. His satellite radio had a surprise in store for him. The voice on the radio, a person named Zell, offers to solve all of John’s problems for him. In return, John has to agree to a small, insignificant payback.

Insignificant, of course, is a relative term, especially when you are dealing with the Devil.

©2021 Greg Hansen (P)2021 Greg Hansen Literature & Fiction Science Fiction
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I thought that this novella would have been a lot better than it was but I was completely wrong. The storyline did not fit and was not well thought out. This book was more of a comedy that wasn't exactly funny. The narrator was just ok so I guess he fit perfectly. I received this book from Audiobooks Unleashed and this is my honest unbiased review.

Story Made Little Sense

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Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall

interesting

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Interesting story and concept. Just goes to show what some people think is important in life and what they will do to get it.

Interesting story

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