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Publisher's Summary
Yo mamma jokes! As many jokes as you can handle! Worth every penny!
This audiobook includes the best yo mamma jokes on earth. These are guaranteed to make you roll on the floor laughing. Tell these at parties and get-togethers and be the star of the entertainment.
Here are a few:
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people raise their hands and shout "taxi!" when she walks by in a yellow raincoat."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that the elevator can only go down when she rides."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her pants have to be ironed in the driveway."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that people just have to go around her to get a 15-minute exercise."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she has group insurance for herself."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she brought the bridge down when she went bungee jumping."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that her feet don't get wet when she showers."
- "Yo mamma's so fat that she doesn't a tailor, she needs a contractor."
Download now to receive over 100 more of these jokes!
Here are some of the yo mamma joke types inside....
- Yo mamma's so fat....
- Yo mamma's so dumb....
- Yo mamma's so ugly....
- Yo mamma's so dark....
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- Much, much more!
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What listeners say about Yo Mamma! Yo Mamma, 2nd Edition! The Best 500 Yo Mamma Jokes on the Planet
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- Ryan W
- 10-24-19
very funny
funny and I lined to it on the bus and home and I would recommend this book to any body
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- Lissandre H Kenkel
- 12-24-15
Mildly Amusing
There as a long introduction to the beginning of 'yo mamma' jokes in chapters one and two. A lot of the jokes are repetitive. We listened to it on a road trip. It was just OK.
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You're Making Me Hate You
- A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline.
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New perspective.
- By jeremy on 09-22-15
By: Corey Taylor
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Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns
- By: Matthew Cooper
- Narrated by: Mark Finfrock
- Length: 1 hr and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Dad Jokes is an absolute must-listen! This audiobook covers more than 400 of the best dad jokes with such a large variety. Have your friends and family cracking up over the most awful/hilarious jokes and puns you've ever heard.
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Cool book for the price
- By Eleanor on 07-18-20
By: Matthew Cooper
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Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
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Awful!
- By Michele on 10-27-14
By: Dan Gutman
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The Dog of the South
- By: Charles Portis
- Narrated by: David Aaron Baker
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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Charles Portis has drawn widespread critical acclaim for his inventive prose. In The Dog of the South, Ray Midge is on the trail of his wife, Norma, who’s headed for Mexico with her ex-husband. On the way Ray meets the eccentric Dr. Reo Symes, a man with more get-rich-quick schemes than common sense. Together, they’ll have to overcome tropical storms, grifters, and plenty of car trouble en route to their destination - wherever that may be.
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America's Gogol
- By Darwin8u on 03-21-16
By: Charles Portis
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The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness
- By: Paula Poundstone
- Narrated by: Paula Poundstone
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Is there a secret to happiness? Beloved comedian Paula Poundstone conducts a series of "thoroughly unscientific" experiments to find out, offering herself up as a guinea pig and recording her data for the benefit of all humankind. Armed with her unique brand of self-deprecating wit and the scientific method, in each chapter Paula tries out a different get-happy hypothesis.
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Contemplative, with bursts of laughter
- By Diana on 05-15-17
By: Paula Poundstone
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Theft by Finding
- Diaries (1977-2002)
- By: David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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For nearly four decades, David Sedaris has faithfully kept a diary in which he records his thoughts and observations on the odd and funny events he witnesses. Anyone who has attended a live Sedaris event knows that his diary readings are often among the most joyful parts of the evening. But never before have they been available in print. Now, in Theft by Finding, Sedaris brings us his favorite entries. From deeply poignant to laugh-out-loud funny, these selections reveal with new intimacy a man longtime fans only think they know.
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Don't hate me but...
- By Misty on 06-13-17
By: David Sedaris
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The Sellout
- A Novel
- By: Paul Beatty
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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A biting satire about a young man's isolated upbringing and the race trial that sends him to the Supreme Court, Paul Beatty's The Sellout showcases a comic genius at the top of his game. It challenges the sacred tenets of the United States Constitution, urban life, the civil rights movement, the father-son relationship, and the holy grail of racial equality: the black Chinese restaurant.
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Appreciated it, but didn't like it
- By Eugenia on 04-14-16
By: Paul Beatty
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Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
- By: David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
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From the unique perspective of David Sedaris comes a new collection of essays taking his listeners on a bizarre and stimulating world tour. From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler's experiences.
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Devout Fan Disappointed
- By FanB14 on 05-07-13
By: David Sedaris
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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks...
- . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
- By: Adam Carolla
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys. What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back.
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Save your money: racist, ignorant, loud babble
- By elpeposo on 11-24-10
By: Adam Carolla
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Daddy, Stop Talking
- And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting
- By: Adam Carolla
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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Adam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight about what adults must do if they don't want to have to support their kids forever. Using his own crappy childhood as a cautionary tale, and touting the pitfalls of the kind of helicopter parenting so pervasive today, Daddy, Stop Talking is the only parenting book you should ever read.
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More than just hilarious
- By Sparky on 07-29-15
By: Adam Carolla
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The Unlucky Lottery Winners of Classroom 13
- By: Honest Lee, Matthew J. Gilbert
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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When unlucky teacher Ms. Linda LaCrosse wins the lottery, she shares her winnings with her class - giving each student over a billion dollars! You might think this is nice, but it is not. It is a nasty idea! With great money comes horrible allergies, steep taxes, exploding volcanoes, and other problems. As the students of Classroom 13 are about to learn, winning the lottery is not always lucky.
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The Unlucky Lottery Winners Of Classroom 13
- By Nicole Davis on 09-19-18
By: Honest Lee, and others