Wrong Number Abduction

An Utterly Unqualified Guide to Representing Earth (Poorly)

**Abducted by aliens… by mistake.**
Now he’s responsible for representing Earth.

What could possibly go wrong?

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When mild-mannered accountant Nigel B. P. Whittaker is accidentally kidnapped instead of a world-famous astrophysicist, the last thing anyone expects is for him to become Earth’s official Intergalactic Ambassador.

Especially Nigel.

He has no qualifications.
No diplomatic training.
And absolutely no idea what he’s doing.

What he *does* have… is an alarming knowledge of tax codes.

And somehow—

That turns out to be worse.


**Welcome to a galaxy where:**

✔ Trade agreements are based on “mutual vibes”
✔ Entire civilizations panic at the word *audit*
✔ A tax system becomes slightly… self-aware
✔ And one very confused accountant starts fixing everything by accident

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As Nigel introduces spreadsheets, structure, and deeply unwanted accountability to a wildly unorganized universe, things begin to improve…

Which is exactly when everything starts to go wrong.

Because not everyone wants order.
Not everything can be optimized.
And somewhere out there—

Something is watching… and it does *not* approve.


Packed with dry wit, absurd situations, and escalating cosmic chaos, **Wrong Number Abduction** is perfect for fans of:

* Douglas Adams
* Terry Pratchett
* Smart, character-driven sci-fi comedy


If you enjoy humor, chaos, and the terrifying idea that an accountant might be humanity’s best hope…

**Scroll up and grab your copy now.**
The galaxy isn’t going to organize itself