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Withering Tights
- Narrated by: Louise Rennison
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The misadventures of Tallulah Casey…the hilarious new series from the Queen of Teen. Laugh your tights off at the (very) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed!
Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female), and wildlife of the squirrely type.
On the whole, it’s not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting. But once her mates turn up, and they start their ‘Fame! I’m gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I’m gonna fill my tiiiiights’ summer course, things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When do the boys arrive?) Six weeks of parent-free freedom. Boy freedom.
Freedom of expression…cos it’s the theatre dahling, theatre!!
Critic Reviews
Praise for ‘Are these my basoomas I see before me?’:
“Either these books make you chortle like a loon in loon pants or you live on another planet” (Nicolette Jones, Sunday Times)
“Raucously fun” (Amanda Craig, The Times)
Praise for ‘…startled by his furry shorts!’:
“It’s an excellent book and I’m dying to know what happens next.” (Sugar)
Praise for ‘…then he ate my boy entrancers.’:
“You'll be falling about laughing at this.” (Mizz)
“The only snag about taking this on holiday is that it won’t last long: it will be consumed without a break except for the snorting noises. But it can always be passed on to parents by any youngster who can stand the sound of Vati’s and Mutti’s snorts, or dipped into repeatedly because every line is vair vair funny.” (Sunday Times)
Praise for ‘…and that’s when it fell off in my hand.’:
“Readers will find themselves laughing uncontrollably until their sides hurt, and won’t be able to put the book down.” (Sunday Times)
“Hilarious… [Louise Rennison] is queen of the pink-book pack.” (The Times)
Praise for Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging:
“Bridget Jones for teenagers – but funnier. Expect Potter-esque queues for the sequel.” (Sunday Telegraph)
What listeners say about Withering Tights
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- Katie Hopson
- 03-13-22
Amazing
loved it . straight onto the second one .
Long Live Lullah, corkers and the owlets
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- Yasmin
- 01-05-17
amazing
n love it so much u don't even know how much I love it ha
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- rejoyce
- 12-03-15
Absolutely Bonkers!
What did you like most about Withering Tights?
It was absolutely bonkers, and a great and funny read
What did you like best about this story?
Liked the great deal off effort perfomed while reading the story, the variety of characters was amazing
Which character – as performed by Louise Rennison – was your favourite?
Fazie (I think that's how you spell it) made me laugh
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
no, the length was perfect
Any additional comments?
loved everything about this book
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