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Witches Abroad

Narrated by: Nigel Planer
Series: Discworld, Book 12, Discworld: Witches, Book 3
Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (2,277 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

What could be easier than preventing a servant girl from marrying a prince, especially for 3 clever witches? But Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat Garlick face more than they bargained for when they journey to the distant city of Genua. For one thing, their power is limited to Mrs. Gogol's weak voodoo spells, a one-eyed cat, and a second-hand magic wand that only works on pumpkins. Furthermore, the Godmother has made Destiny an offer it can't refuse. Do servant girls have to marry the prince? Is that what life's all about?

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(P) ISIS Publishing Ltd, 1996; Copyright © Terry and Lyn Pratchett, 1991

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Great book, great performance, but poor quality

I am a huge fan of the Discworld series, and I love listening to Nigel Planer as he does the narration, but the static and poor audio quality was barely tolerable, so I took off a star for that.

Even though the listing shows the audio format is 'e' quality, in reality, it seems like it's the same poor quality recording from years ago that was wrapped in a higher bitrate wrapper.

To hear the difference, listen to the sample from Discworld, Book #8 - Guards, Guards! I believe that book comes from a new, higher quality source. Sounds clean and well recorded, whereas Witches Abroad is compressed and full of static by comparison.

As to the content of the book... if you like the Discworld series, then you'll love this book. It's a 'Witches' book, all about Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat, and the power of stories. It's setting is a loose blend of Disney World and New Orleans - of which Terry Pratchett wrote "...in one, you go there and Fun is manufactured and presented to you, in the other you just eat and drink a lot and fun happens." Having just come back from a Disney World vacation, I totally agree.

14 of 14 people found this review helpful

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  • Pamela
  • West Chicago, IL, USA
  • 04-21-06

What fun!

Wow! Great narration. I love Pratchett's books and had doubts that it would work as an audio-book. Those doubts are overcome. This was wonderfully fun to listen to.

6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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  • Lisa
  • Corona Del Mar, CA, United States
  • 12-20-11

the three not-so-innocents go traveling

This was a good story about stories, disguised as an homage to a famous travelogue. That's it for the plot summary - plenty of those online. I really enjoyed the way the book unfolded and found the thoughtful satire and philosophy a welcome change. I thought the reader did a great job with voicing the women and all the other characters.

5 of 5 people found this review helpful

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Excellent book, well read

The audio quality is surprisingly poor. A great postmodern story. The actor reads well, but a second voice with a New Orleans accent for some characters would be a nice improvement.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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audio quality was not great

story and performance were great, audio quality sounded like it may have been recorded in cassette tape in 1983

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One of the best Witch books

I'm a Terry Pratchett fangirl. I adore almost everything he writes. He's witty and clever, and knows things about Story that amaze me.

This book is about Fairy Tales, and how a fairy godmother may not be who you think she is.

Pratchett narrators are generally excellent. I love Nigel Planer's way with voices.

I listen to this one over and over again.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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A bubbling cauldron of fun!

I am an unabashed Terry Pratchett fan, and his three witches are among my very favorite Discworld inhabitants.

Nigel Planer's reading of Witches Abroad is absolutely spot-on. He brings just the right quality to each character and the entire book comes to life for the listener.

Highest recommendation for this one!

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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  • pashopper
  • BUTLER, PA, United States
  • 08-21-08

Funny funny funny

Using the words of Magrat Garlick, "There must be witches abroad..." - in your library.
The voice characterizations are so perfect I feel like I can picture these witches just as well as my great great aunt Tillie, only with greater enjoyment. (Don't worry we love aunt Tillie and her one eyed pug dog with the missing toes. Come to think of it, even she would love this book!)

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Male voicing women

Any additional comments?

It was odd hearing a male actor voice a story made up of almost entirely female characters, but he did a good job. I prefer Celia Imrie's portrayal of the three witches. Unfortunately I couldn't find a version of her reading this book.

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  • sadie
  • AUSTIN, TX, United States
  • 12-25-18

Due for a digital remaster.

The story and performance are great but the recording is old and could benefit from remastering.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful