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Wit Wanted
- A Humorous, Tangled, Snow White Retelling
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 24 mins
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Witley Pennmore, the wickedest witch of the east coast, has earned her place on the Senior Council, but she still doesn't know why a Sorcerer in Darkside is hanging her allies, and won't stop until she finds him and brings him to justice, or vengeance, whichever is most convenient.
Meanwhile, Ian Featherwell, her unofficial ally is the latest target of assassination attempts on both his life and his character, as he tries to unravel the lies and corruption of the Lower Council and solve his grandfather's murder.
When their past betrayals come to the surface, their tenuous alliance might unravel, along with the stability of our worlds.
Sparks and glitter will fly in the epic battle, witch vs. mage and lust vs. love.
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